Blonde Probability

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Blonde Probability

A number between 0 and 1 indicates the conditional probability of a particular occurrence. “0” expresses impossibility while “1” represents absolute certainty that the specific event will occur. Tanya Danielle regards the prospect of a humiliating loss to Sinn Sage as an impossibility (0) but knows that she cannot expect a guaranteed victory (1) over the feisty, talented catfighter. Her gaze floats to the opposite side of the ring. Sinn feels the weight of Tanya’s scrutiny and turns to stare her opponent squarely in the face. Eyeballs lock. “What is meandering through that blonde head of yours?” Sinn demands nastily. Tanya takes her time answering, allowing her eyes to travel up and down Sinn’s body. “Just thinking about the outcome of our match and rating you with a number between 0 and 1.” Tanya finally responds. A circuit of energy bounces between the two women and then encompasses the entirety of the outdoor arena. Sinn charges. Very quickly Tanya realizes that she has skewed the conditional probability much, much closer to 0. Enraged beyond reason Sinn attacks the uppity blonde with a type of feral anger rarely exhibited in the realm of professional sports..

Sinn Sage and Tanya Danielle star in Blonde Probability, a topless ring match featuring camel clutch, snapmare, boston crab, surfboards, leg scissors, full nelson, half nelson, pussy mauling, stomach claw, regal stretch, chokeholds, headlocks, head scissors, figure four headlocks, arm bar, surfboard, small package pin, and more. Download Blonde Probability at the Official TanyaDanielle.com VOD store!

 

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Christine Dupree

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In addition to Kymberly Jane I will also be wrestling Christine Dupree this weekend. Yes, we are available for customs! Contact STJ at stjwrestling@gmail.com.

XO Tanya

P.S. Never realized that I am taller than Christine til I posted these pics. We are wearing heels of the same height. Christine is a former pro boxer. Guess she just seems “bigger than life” in person ;)

 

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Lichelle Marie

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Good morning,

As per usual Amy Fisher and I are sitting at our desks on separate coasts of the United States. She is communicating via webcam while I communicate with the typewritten word and listen to her show. Thought I would start the day off with a busty blonde: Lichelle Marie. Click here for amazing video clips of Lichelle in her pink and green bikini!

XO Tanya

 

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Hammerlock Queen

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I realize that no one needs a moment by moment update on my life but I am working on the above video right now as I prepare to release it. As per usual cameraman/ringmaster STJ generated well over 1000 photos during the match. They are making me smile as I wade through them. Sinn Sage has a lot of personality. I think she brought out an ornery streak in me. Probably why she nearly broke my arm in a hammerlock..

XO Tanya

 

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Diamond On Top

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I can’t recall whether I knew that Diamond Jackson did guy-girl porn or not. Is this new or did she always perform with men? Recently I added all four of our scenes together to my Diamond Club Members’ Area. Join the Diamond Club to check them out. Click here to see her steamy interlude  with lucky Mr. Pete. She looks especially radiant in this scene.

XO Tanya

 

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Halloween Auction

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Just in time for Halloween I am auctioning off my black latex Catwoman hood, worn by both Mercedes Ashley and me in various videos. Winner of the auction will receive numerous DVDs featuring the hood, plus a grandiose assortment of out-of-print, collectible magazines and photos. I love magazines. They are becoming more and more of a collector’s item. Join the fun – bid now!

XO Tanya

 

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Coral Isle Freeze

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Coral Isle Freeze

On June 7, 1968 a restless hippie chick named Amber (played by Amber Michaels) decides to hitchhike from Omaha, Nebraska to San Francisco. Within an hour she is riding in the passenger seat of a blue MG convertible and laughing into the wind as the car speeds across Interstate 80 toward the West Coast. Forty years later, almost to the day, Tanya Graham (played by Tanya Danielle) of Iola, Kansas quits her job, puts all of her belongings into storage, and heads to Hollywood to chase her dreams of becoming an actress. After several days aboard a Greyhound bus she finally arrives at a small roadside motel on Hollywood Boulevard, the exact location where Amber had landed nearly half a century earlier. An old man at the front desk greets Tanya warmly. “Welcome to the Coral Isle.” he says. Momentarily perplexed, she gazes back at him and wonders if she has ventured into the wrong establishment. She thought that she had made reservations at a place of a different name. The elderly gentleman comes around the counter to take her bags and she quickly forgets her confusion as he engages her in conversation about her state of origin and hometown.

The next few days pass in a whirlwind of activity as the eager actress meets casting agents and contacts numerous photographers about updating her portfolio. Their abrasive personalities sometimes overwhelm her. “This is a rough city.” the kindly night manager warns her on more than one occasion when he sees her dejected face. “Lots of shifty characters around these parts.” Tanya gets the feeling that he thinks she should go home. She refuses to consider the notion. On an unseasonably blustery night Tanya awakens from a deep sleep. Strong winds are causing the windows in her room to rattle. Flickering images illuminate her surroundings and she realizes that she has left the television on. During a groggy search for the remote control the disoriented Kansan discovers a vintage postcard lying beneath the bed. It bears the date of July 14, 1968. Before Tanya can collect her thoughts she feels a strange substance melt from the card onto her fingertips. Her lips part in surprise and all of a sudden her entire body freezes in place. The Earth shakes, kaleidoscopic images swirl about her head, and an overpowering centrifugal force begins to transport her away..

Soon Tanya and Amber, two busty blondes from radically different generations, are standing face to face in an arcane dimension of the universe. The magic postcard holds the key to their fate. The ladies realize that they must harness its power to try and return to their respective places in history. Will they succeed or will they remain frozen forever in a realm unfettered by the constraints of time??

Just added Coral Isle Freeze to my Diamond Club Members’ Area for a limited time. Join Amber Michaels and me as we travel through time and space in search of salvation!

XO Tanya

 

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