Staying Cool

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Good evening,

Past week was pretty crazy. No time to elaborate but I want to thank the wonderful individuals who have gifted me with lovely new clothes, a remarkable AC unit, and stunning candle tower from my Amazon Wishlist. Thank you soooooo much!!!! Some challenges have arisen recently but thus far I’m holding my own and look forward to reporting back here with news regarding an ongoing, non work-related project which has captured my heart.

Above pics show me (and fellow dancer afloat in background) staying cool during a 2008 shoot for Wild Goose Cabaret calendar. Think I can just see good friend/former Goose manager Rainier striding behind me in this pic:

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Feel free to e-mail Rainier at info@diablofilms.com for remaining copies of calendar or other classic Wild Goose memorabilia.

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Funny how some pics just take me back in time..

Thanks again to the generous souls who made my day with the awesome gifts!! AC unit in particular is helping me stay cool under pressure right now. Hope everyone is having a great weekend.

XO Tanya

P.S. Have embarked on another round of shooting but will answer post comments as soon as I can.  Many thanks to all of you who have contributed comments. I always enjoy reading them.

 

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Peppermint??

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Greetings,

I meant to check in sooner but have immersed myself in an endeavor which will keep me busy through the weekend.  Earlier tonight I returned home, sat at desk with bowl of Cheerios, saw my cat Santoro gallop through the air like winged cavalry. He seemed to be chasing a bug. A moment later I turned to see him on my bed foaming at the mouth. copious amounts of white liquid pouring over his chin and chest. I ran to him, he ran under the bed. Finally I reached him, grabbed a towel to mop fluid off face and body. He smelled like peppermint. Terrified by surreal episode I found name of 24 hour emergency clinic whose receptionist immediately suggested that I bring him in. Too scared to cry I prayed in the car, holding one hand on steering wheel and other on top of Santoro’s carrying case. Even his distressed meows sounded weak and unrecognizable. Then he went silent. Staring out windshield I used right hand to unzip carrier, stroked soft fur til Santoro popped out like Houdini and tried to escape. Relieved by his resilience I wrestled him back into case.

To make long story short emergency vet thinks Santoro ingested something, possibly a bug, which made him temporarily ill. All his vital signs looked good. Vet gave him subcutaneous fluids, anti-nausea medication, and suggested that I feed him a small amount of food at 1am to see how he handled it. She had no explanation for the peppermint smell of substance which had emitted from Santoro’s mouth. As we motored home I noticed a neon shamrock winking in the distance. Upon approach Irish tavern looked half empty. I felt like sitting down at the bar and putting Santoro on the stool next to me but we kept driving. Several hours after arriving home Santoro hungrily ate some food and now seems perfectly fine. So grateful.

Btw.. whilst waiting for 1am I took the opportunity to Google “insect that smells like peppermint”. Before you decide I’m crazy check this out. Too tired to think more about it now  but I will return in 2 hours to ponder issue, move car out of 4am street cleaning zone, and answer post comments which have accumulated in past week. Hope everyone is well. Good night!

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XO Tanya

 

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Lonely Lady

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Good evening,

I have embarked upon a mission which I will describe soon – for now I feel like letting details rest so I can reexamine them with fresh vigor in the morning. All peaceful here at my abode but past weekend literally made me wonder if US government has started passing out free narcotics in the street.

Everything began innocently enough at a donut shop across town. A large man wandered in, sat down and began eating a jar of olives. “Customer only.. customer only, please..” proprietress called out to him, politely urging him to relinquish his seat since he hadn’t purchased any food inside the establishment. “I gotcha, sister.. I gotcha.. ” the man responded good-naturedly. While rising from table he caught sight of me. “What do you do for a living?” he inquired. For some reason two people at a nearby table also turned to hear my answer. On the spot I glanced at notepad in front of me, sorta gestured with ballpoint pen in hand and stammered: “I’m..  a writer.” The man gazed at me speculatively. We regarded one another. “The Lonely Lady”. he said after a few long moments. “The Lonely Lady.. it’s a really good book. You should read it.” He nodded affirmatively, stared at me harder. I felt myself sigh, knew he was appraising me and that “Lonely Lady” was his accurate assessment. He seemed to relish my discomfiture but we parted amicably. On his way out the door he said “The Loooonely Laady” a few more times as if he enjoyed hearing the words roll off his tongue.

Yet again I missed Andy, my solitary friend in this far corner of Los Angeles County where I reside. No one else lives close enough to simply hit a donut shop with me. I chat with some of my neighbors but don’t know any of them very well. Thinking of Andy I finished my coffee and trudged out the door. For 3 blocks I walked alone and then heard someone running up behind me. Whipping around I recognized a guy I met recently. Happy to see a friendly face I invited him to join me on an errand. We chatted companionably until he said one or two odd things. I looked at him more carefully, noticing something of a wild look in his blue eyes.

As we proceeded down the sidewalk he began accosting passersby with strange accusations. (“I saw you last night. Don’t you remember me? Why are you pretending you don’t know me?”) Then he wanted to change his shirt. As he pulled off one garment and replaced it with another I couldn’t help but notice the dichotomy between his healthy, muscular physique and the clearly drug-induced paranoia in his face. How had his mental faculties deteriorated so rapidly without his body showing any signs of strain? He and I resumed walking til he flopped down on a wide metal post, still convinced that various strangers were involved in some type of conspiracy against him. By now his agitated behavior was attracting attention but I didn’t want to abandon him there. Gamely or lamely I tried to keep him engaged in conversation, hoping he would calm down. A tattoo on his leg looked familiar but I couldn’t place its significance. “What do those two crossed hammers in the circle represent?” I asked him. “Why don’t you sit down on my lap and I’ll tell you about it.” he responded nastily. Although I disliked leaving him to be a spectacle on the street I had to go. For at least half a block he yelled stuff at my retreating figure.

The following morning I visited a nice, safe corporate-run establishment: Subway Sandwiches. Through the window I watched as one homeless man beat another to a bloody pulp. Loser of the battle collapsed in the gutter as his cart of recyclables rolled slowly into oncoming traffic. Soaked from hair to waist in blood he became combative once again when paramedics arrived. Only a proffered cigarette seemed to quell his ire.

On Labor Day I went to the Port of Long Beach to see three gargantuan Hanjin vessels stranded like lost souls in the harbor. Spectacle seemed surreal and, for the first time ever, I honored the Labor Day holiday by actually pondering economic/labor issues. Usually Labor Day just passes by in a blur of barbecue smoke and alcohol. A young man in swim trunks approached me at the coastline. “You look sad.” he said. “Do you need a hug?” He did make me smile.

Anyways, the long weekend has come and gone. Where was Mrs. Hamilton in all this? She always knows what to do..

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Looks like Mrs. H drank too much and got herself in trouble. Photos come from upcoming video Vertigo which I am still preparing for release. Hope this post doesn’t come off as a complaining rant – I just felt like expunging the last few days onto my keyboard. All quiet on homefront now. Will return in the morning to answer post comments. Hope everyone is having a great week!

XO Tanya

P.S. I reject “Lonely Lady” moniker. Mrs. Hamilton’s alter ego shall ride again 😉

 

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My Fair City

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Greetings,

This past week I suffered an attack of vertigo while driving. At the wheel I had trouble differentiating between vertigo and panic but did manage to pull vehicle safely to side of road and crawl into backseat. It felt like my body was attacking me. Mystical underwater scenes (kind of like top pic of trippy street art) unfolded in my mind as I lost sense of reality.  Finally I recovered to find myself parked in front of a Sons of Italy lodge.

Not really wanting to drive but also not wanting to bother anyone to come get me I motored to nearby donut shop which I visit periodically. After nightfall this joint secures their entire cash register/kitchen area behind interlocking plexiglass shields but they generally open windows in the plexiglass during daylight hours. On this particular afternoon I found all shields locked and an empty bottle of Taaka gracing a tabletop. Clearly they had been experiencing some difficulties. I ordered a coffee which materialized through a labyrinthine passageway designed to prevent anyone from leveling a gun directly at employees. Strong sunlight induced me to sit in a booth which faced the back of the room instead of toward the street. Wish I hadn’t done that.

Not long after my arrival a loud argument erupted in the parking lot. “Give me my motherf*cking money! I want all my motherf*cking money!” someone was yelling. “Hand it over now, n*gger, before I beat your motherf*cking ass!” Although tempted to turn around I knew I should mind my own business. A man at a nearby table had no such compunction. He darted to the other side of his booth so he could shamelessly rubberneck at the spectacle from an improved vantage point. I ventured a long enough glance at the parking lot to see four large black men embroiled in a very loud dispute. Redirecting attention to notebook in front of me I continued to hear yelling, arguments and later some laughter arising from outdoor confrontation. After draining coffee I rose to leave. That’s when I saw two men in the parking lot, clad only in underwear, angrily putting on their clothes. What had I missed?? Two other men still loomed over the semi-naked ones and spectators gawked unabashedly in the distance. I cursed myself for the earlier restraint I had exhibited. Lol.. milf extraordinaire Mrs. Hamilton would have found a way to throw herself right into the mix..

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Day ended on a high note. Upon returning home I Googled “cure for vertigo” and  found an extraordinary video which both explains the condition and provides a viable cure which can halt future attacks. Feeling renewed I decided to use incident for text description of upcoming release, Vertigo, in which redoubtable Mrs. Hamilton experiences a fainting spell (pics in purple blouse.)

Just checked footage.. looks like I shot Vertigo on November 1, 2015. Video likely would have languished in personal library for years if real vertigo hadn’t prompted me to remember it. I will release Mrs. Hamilton’s fainting episode (and consequential exploitation) later this week at TanyaTV.com. Hope everyone is having a pleasant Monday!

XO Tanya

 

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Blue Iris Mountain

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Blue Iris Mountain

Brazen outlaws lurk beneath escarpment,
Lavender horizon fills with ashes,
Ululating owls form parliament,
Eery beacons abound, lightning flashes.

Insolent scoundrels disregard warning,
Recklessly approach Blue Iris Mountain.
Iron bells repeal irenic morning,
Stir response from heavily armed townsmen.

Magic chieftain rides to pinnacle ridge,
Overlooks assemblage of invaders,
Unloads stunning cavalcade of carnage,
Nigrifying land with fresh cadavers.

Thunderous explosion rocks sierra,
Armoring terrain with rich escutcheon;
Iolite, blue iris form triquetra,
New heraldic symbol for brave chieftain .

Legend of Blue Iris Mountain inspires countless attempts but only three successful climbs to location of massacre. Each triumphant expedition verifies existence of gemstone/blue iris escutcheon on steep hillside. Gift from deities to chieftain, shield still prevents mere mortals from crossing summit of sacred Blue Iris. Brave chief has long since passed to holier land but one great, great, great granddaughter, Tanya Danielle, lingers in rough terrain at base of mountain. Blessed with same gunfighting skills as famous ancestor Tanya uses power for nefarious purpose. For how long will prodigal granddaughter elude forces of justice??

Tanya Danielle stars in supervillainess fantasy Blue Iris Mountain. Shot entirely in POV video features bare breasts, shameless self-worship, double image in mirror, thigh high boots, gloves, mask, belly chain, belly fetish, micro G-string, double-barreled duel, multiple knockouts..

Blue Iris Mountain coming soon to TanyaTV.com..

 

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Garden of Melon

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Mrs. Hamilton instructs English students to compose envelope quintets on subject of choosing. Amongst completed assignments appears this submission from Prinzzess Felicity Jade:

Garden of Melon

Casaba, honeydew, papaya, quince –
Rich, fruity horticultural reserves
Used for speed bags, drills, target practice thence
Smashed into jam, pie filling, sweet preserves.
Heed warning, Temptress, hide your succulence!

Disconcerted by words Mrs. Hamilton unconsciously raises hand to cleavage, wonders if Prinzzess might be leveling some type of threat. Admittedly English teacher has used large breasts to seduce numerous 18-year-old male pupils but Prinzzess can’t know that, can she? Dismissing notion educator slashes red “C-” across page, returns it to Prinzzess the following morning. Several hours later classroom door flies open to reveal pair of stunningly feral, catlike eyes. “Stay away from my boyfriend.” Prinzzess hisses ferociously, clouds of yellow fire emitting from hazel irises. “Or I will smash your huge tits into oblivion!!” Naturally Mrs. Hamilton will brook no such disrespect from a mere student..

Prinzzess Felicity Jade and Tanya Danielle star in Garden of Melon, a brutal topless catfight which pits hot teacher against nubile student. Punching, choking, breast mauling, nipple torture, wedgies, crotch grabbing, stomping, decisive KO ensue. Download Garden of Melon at TanyaTV.com.

 

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Long, Hot Summer

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Good evening,

Tanya Hamilton, reigning Mrs. Parker City 2016, seems to have gotten herself worked up over something. Lol.. bottom shots look like they come from a computerized tavern game where you have to discern “What makes these two photos different?” Cameraman Jon White snapped pics during July 8, 2016 shooting of Venal Code:

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“Vagina overflows with revelry,
Elixirs soon evaporate to mist,
Nirvana vanishes like setting sun
As willing victim revisits dark tryst,
Lewd acts, unmitigated devilry.”

Distractedly Mrs. Parker City Tanya Hamilton composes verses, tosses pen onto leatherbound journal. In last 24 hours vagina – seemingly without consent of brain – had exploded in orgasm, creating beautiful afterglow which evaporated along with pussy juices. Now pageant winner must face consequences of tryst with 18-year-old temptress. Still ensconced in rumpled bed sheets Mrs. Hamilton realizes that fleeting state of sexual nirvana has permanently corrupted both her code of ethics and what remains of yearlong reign. Lust, guilt, treachery, repentance swirl like a maelstrom. “I should have halted this venal sojourn while I still could.” beauty queen says aloud..

Milfsploitation fantasy Venal Code features disgraced beauty queen, outfit changes, photo shoot, older woman/younger woman theme, magic elixir, forced masturbation, dildo fucking, butt plug, double penetration, forced orgasm, explosive anger. Venal Code available for download at TanyaTV.com.

Maybe Mrs. Parker City 2016 should cool down with a nice, stiff drink:

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Come to think of it.. I can probably use one too. Hope everyone is having a great weekend!

XO Tanya

 

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Suburban Legend

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Suburban Legend

“Lissome figure strolls dark hallways,
Enters skeleton key in lock,
Glides across dimensional maze,
Easily awakens black rock
Netherflesh volcano which sprays
Dripping, Dionysian shock.”

Crude, coded legend, handed down by generations of fathers, stuns chambermaid. “People really believe that the ghost of Hamilton House comes here to.. to.. ” maid struggles for words. “.. to obtain the seminal fluids of dark-skinned male guests??” Butler nods sagely , explains further. “A distinguished family, the Hamiltons, occupied this mansion long before it became a bed and breakfast inn. Matriarch Tanya Hamilton began an interracial love affair which destroyed marriage, family, social standing, and career. To this day Tanya’s ghost revisits the ancestral Hamilton home, condemned to endlessly repeat the same mistakes which ruined her life. Let me tell you how it all began.. “

Tanya Danielle stars as Mrs. Hamilton in Suburban Legend, a milfsploitation fantasy featuring multiple outfit changes, microbikini, interracial theme, rising tension, POV blowjob on dildo, facial cumshot. Download Suburban Legend at TanyaTV.com today.

 

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Lunar Charm

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Good evening,

Full buck moon is looming outside my window – so beautiful! Many thanks to Don and Mikey for the lovely presents I received over the weekend. Shoulder bag, compass, Avatar costume, and lipstick put a huge smile on my face. Muuuuaaaahhhhh!!!! Huge kisses to both of you. Hopefully we are all gazing upon the same orange moon this Tuesday because it looks just stunning.

Photos above come from July 8 shoot. Yes, milf extraordinaire Mrs. Hamilton has gone back on the prowl 😉

XO Tanya

 

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Siren Song

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Siren Song

“Sea witch reclines on rocky knoll,
Innumerable casualties
Reside ten thousand leagues below
Exotic shapeshifting atoll.
Noir mist descends on Cyclades,
Surrounds mysterious tableau;
Oblique winds rage, deep waters roll,
New soul joins ranks of entities
Gone missing centuries ago.”

Gypsy’s words carry undeniable warning. Superstitious ramblings in seafaring towns rarely faze sailor but today eery question plagues mind: how had old gypsy known his intention of visiting Cyclades? Within space of one minute sailor ponders change in travel plans, abandons notion, scoffs at self for giving any credence to strange prophecy. Off in distance Aegean waters reflect stunning hues of crimson sunset..

Tanya Danielle stars as predatory sea witch in Siren Song, a POV femdom odyssey featuring lace gown, stiletto heels, striptease, masturbation instruction, multiple countdowns to potential doom. Buy Siren Song at TanyaTV.com.

 

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5th of July

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Good evening,

I have been doing lots of shooting (bottom two “behind-the-scenes” pics from July 3) and am now packing for more action. Had a great time on Independence Day and revisited last pub crawl destination (top pic) this morning to reclaim my car from where it sat overnight. Very hung over still – feels like I have only half a brain, kinda like bottom pic 😉  hope all Americans enjoyed the holiday and that everyone else had a great Monday too. Will return to answer post comments as soon as I have a moment.

XO Tanya

 

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Golden Amazon

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Good evening,

Independence Day holiday is fast approaching while women in patriotic garb defend nation’s borders.  Superheroine Golden Amazon received this startling prophecy on June 18:

“Golden Amazon approaches peril,
Overlooks black ravens’ sinister cries,
Languishes in comatose disgrace while
Diabolical fiend parts well-shaped thighs.”

Did Golden Amazon heed warning from Oracle and refrain from embarking on dangerous mission? Of course not. Wouldn’t be much of a video if she had 😉 Just posted Golden Omen at TanyaTV.com. Doing lots of shooting but will return in the next few days to answer post comments. Hope everyone is having a great week!

XO Tanya

 

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Underground Violence

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Good evening,

Haven’t yet had a chance to post Underground Violence starring Robin and myself but will activate it tomorrow.

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“Fahrenheit exceeds last record,
Exigency rises,
Melting minds morph into backward
Metaphysic crisis.
Each combatant gives brief foreword –
Feral, bold synopsis
Advocating violence, discord,
Treacherous surprises.
Azure sky, bright sun, white scoreboard
Loom above cruel vices,
Epic clash of lithe, toned warlords.. ”

Reporter for Daily Bugle loses ability to draft shorthand notes when bikini-clad combatants lock up in center of wrestling ring. Notepad falls forgotten into lap. Later, much later, he publishes shocking expose entitled “Underground Violence: Femme Fatales of the 21st Century”. Article decries wanton violence of female fight culture, excoriates athletes who will use any depraved means to achieve victory inside squared circle..

Underground Violence debuts tomorrow at TanyaTV.com.

Hope everyone is ready for a fun weekend. Bottoms up!:

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XO Tanya

 

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Catawampus

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Good evening,

Years ago someone described bondage icon Ashley Renee as being “perpetually in distress”. I don’t think Ashley would object to the words. Haven’t seen her since the shooting of Tickle Torture but she always seemed to have more than her share of chaos. Lately I, too, have been experiencing a lot of misadventures (blindness, second degree burns, etc.). On Monday I tangled with a feral individual who really went for blood. Shredded from elbows down I visited local urgent care center for tetanus shot, prescription of heavy-duty antibiotic. Attack kitty is still prowling the neighborhood along with an adorable litter-mate. Yep, my assailant was a tiny cat, probably just weeks old. She had inched halfway into my pet carrier and then went bananas when I tried to zip it. I have contacted a local cat rescue group and we are intending to trap the kittens so they can visit the vet. A kind neighbor already wants to take responsibility for them.

Thus far my week has felt a bit catawampus  (kinda like top pic) but I have met some really nice neighbors and am healing quickly. Yesterday I wore long gloves at my shoot 😉 This evening I am working on Underground Violence starring legendary wrestler Robin and myself (above pics) and should have the video posted tomorrow at TanyaTV.com. Hope everyone is enjoying this June Thursday! I will return to answer post comments in the morning.

XO Tanya

 

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Morning Shower

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Good morning,

Up early to go jogging. I am now resuming normal activities two weeks after surgery, including workouts and showering without goggles. So happy and grateful! Eye still has lingering redness but I hope to start shooting again within next week or two. Thanks so much to all my patient custom video collectors who have been waiting for me to heal. I really appreciate your understanding.

In crucial days following surgery I showered with a ski mask (yes, that exact one) to keep liquid out of eye and then switched to more convenient concave eye patches. Yesterday it felt so good to finally step in water completely naked, devoid of all protective head gear. Earlier this morning I was looking for some shower-themed photos and found above shots which originally appeared in this 1998 issue of Gent magazine. My, how time flies. Check out those huge cans, distinct tan lines, big hair and red lipstick – 1990s-era strip clubs overflowed with broads who looked just like that. Sometimes I get wistful when I think of years gone by. Photographer RB Kane shot shower gallery in her longtime Van Nuys studio. We collaborated on dozens of magazine covers/pictorials together, including Leg Show and Busty Beauties (yep, even with black hair.) I could pen chapters about RB – very cultured, refined, beautiful, intelligent, dignified lady. Someday I would like to spend more time writing about the various individuals I have known in the adult industry. For now, I must go jogging.. hope everyone has a great Thursday!

XO Tanya

 

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Memorial Day 2016

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I would like to send much love and gratitude to active, former, and fallen members of our US military. Earlier today I visited a local cemetery to reflect on the meaning of the Memorial Day holiday and encountered a plaque featuring this profound quotation from Calvin Coolidge:

“The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten.”

XO Tanya

 

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Many Thank Yous

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Good afternoon,

I would like to thank Mikey, Anonymous Stranger, and Brad for the lovely gifts I received earlier this week. Muuuaahhh!!! As always your thoughtfulness and generosity really touch me. Brad, I think I do tend to be an autodidact although I needed to look up the word to make sure.. lol Over the past two weeks I have been doing a lot of reading. Last night I started The Killer Inside Me, did not put it down til 2am even though I had to rise before 8am. Book has a compulsively readable, disturbing quality to it. Usually I know exactly how I feel about a book but this one is throwing me. Felt like Lou Ford was sleeping with me last night even after I closed the tome and put it on my night table – very eery. Thank you, as always, for an astonishing array of reading material. Anonymous Stranger, I am very much looking forward to wearing the new cosmetics and breathtaking Lejaby lace shorts at an upcoming shoot. And, Mikey, I probably don’t need to tell you that I’ve already started putting the Subway/Starbucks cards, eye patches, and lovely but casual T-shirt dress to excellent use. I will save a few patches as props but they are serving me very well both in the shower and in bed when I need to keep eye covered – much more comfortable than metal mask given by hospital. A million thank yous to all of you. May your generosity revisit you soon and forever.

Above pics come from April 13 shooting of soon-to-be-released Sonnet Noir. Rest assured, femme fatale definitely pays for her crimes against humanity:

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Justice always triumphs over depravity. Hope everyone is having a great Sunday. Much love and gratitude to the active and former members of the US military on this Memorial Day weekend.

XOXO Tanya

 

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Good evening,

On this night of the full flower moon I greet you from home. Right now I am uploading footage from May 6 shooting of Barricade (pics above.) Early in the morning of May 4 I had discovered that my right eye had gone blind. Staying calm I found the name of a local ophthalmologist and booked an appointment. He could not see me until 1:40pm so I consulted Dr. Google in the interim. Try searching “sudden blindness” and you will see a wide range of causes for the condition which range from fairly minor to de facto death sentences. Fortunately, and I just said another prayer of thanks, later that afternoon I learned that I had mysteriously developed a dense cataract in my right eye.  Doc referred me to county hospital, cautioned me to have surgery as soon as possible because he suspected that cataract was starting to liquefy. I delayed hospital visit so I could shoot six custom videos booked long before in advance. On Tuesday, May 10 I drove to the emergency room where I stayed busy in the waiting area by writing promotional text for Barricade:

“Black lacquer gloves commit
Astonishingly slick
Ritualistic hit,
Reveal hard, metal dick
In cruelly intimate
Collective mind warp trick.
Armed, dangerously fit
Dame commandeers gold brick,
Escapes to darkened pit.. ”

Barricaded inside dingy motel bandit celebrates heist with rhyming verses, champagne, ill-gotten gains. Still clad in tactical gear – crotch boots, gloves, G-string, mask – she anticipates arrival of local constabulary. Eminent shootout promises dark thrills at supremely high cost. Gold bubbles float from champagne flute into brain. Stepping in front of full-length mirror outlaw..

At this point nurse summoned me to private area where she checked my vitals, prepared me for doctor. ER doc informed me a bit snippily that cataracts are “never urgent”. She seemed to change her tune after examining my eye. Soon a different nurse was leading me to ophthalmology department upstairs. Several doctors probed eyeball, performed preliminary procedure, scheduled me for first available surgery date. To make the long story short I underwent surgery, fully conscious, this past Monday. As operation progressed voices of two female doctors expressed puzzlement over something which I did not fully comprehend. The following morning one of the surgeons removed bandage which covered eye. “I can see!” my spirit blurted as shaky room sort of came into focus. “I was scared going into that surgery.” doctor told me. “We had expected to find damage underlying the cataract but we did not see any.” Elaborating further she explained that she knew of only one other patient who had developed a blinding cataract in a short span of time for no apparent reason. Now I understood what she and the other doctor had been discussing as I lay on the operating table.

For the past five days I have mostly been staying home and dumping large quantities of prescription drops into eye which looks sort of bloody and tortured right now. Vision is improving by the day and I thankfully anticipate return to 20-20. Want to see what a cataract looks like? Click here to enlarge pic and check out white disc obscuring right pupil. During video shoots I mostly tried to keep it covered with hair but did not always succeed. Whole experience still seems a bit surreal but I feel intensely grateful for wonderful outcome, great medical care I received at Harbor UCLA Hospital, my friend Paul who rose well before dawn to drive me to surgery.

Hope everyone is doing great. I am going to step outside and admire full moon but will return later to answer post comments.

XO Tanya

P.S. Wow!!! Gigantic, neon orange moon just popped out above tranquil ocean. Looks so awesome!

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