Just ate dinner (Cheerios) and thought I would post some pics from March 27 shoot with Alix Lynx. As you can see our wrestling match was not as lopsided as March 31 altercation with Saharra Huxly. Lol.. last week of March 2017 was quite memorable. In between those wrestling matches I encountered two dogs – blue pit bull and small chihuahua mix – running loose near my home. Normally I drive like a grandmother but suddenly I was flipping U-turns in the middle of the street, passing cars, merging onto the sidewalk but the dogs kept eluding me. Finally I parked vehicle, grabbed leash I keep in car for this purpose, and pursued them on foot. Many twisting, turning blocks later three wonderful ladies and I cornered dogs outside a restaurant and held them there until owner (thank goodness dogs wore ID tags) arrived in a taxi to reclaim them. I drove owner and dogs home while she explained that pit bull had already busted several locks on gate which leads into her property. She seemed a bit overwhelmed. I called a contractor I know (another pit bull owner familiar with strength of the breed) who agreed to stop by and check out the gate. Later that evening lady pit bull owner texted “Thank you soooo much.. now my babies are safe in the yard and can’t get out in the streets. God bless you!” Within minutes I had another message from contractor saying: “You owe me a drink.” He and I agreed to meet on April 1, one day after my scheduled shoot with Saharra.
Honestly, I had no idea of the demolition I would experience at Saharra’s hands on that fateful Friday. Nonetheless, I pulled myself from bed on Saturday morning to meet the contractor at the tavern. Accompanied by a shaft of sunlight I strode into the dimly lit joint, climbed onto a barstool, and uncharacteristically ordered a coffee as pub door swung shut behind me. “I’ll have a real drink when my friend gets here.” I assured bartender. Friend never got there. Instead he sent several messages asking where we had agreed to meet, feigning confusion about time, place, etc. until I tossed phone into purse and ordered a Stoli on the rocks. If I could survive three matches with Saharra Huxly (yes, three) and show up on time then I had absolutely no patience for whatever excuse contractor might proffer. During trip to ladies room I did notice that wall art in pub had changed since my last visit:
Evidently pub owner keeps green paint on hand to periodically erase graffiti. Something about those renderings seemed almost tribal and mesmerizing when I saw each of them – guess I was drunk. Lady from 2015 has vanished but I stared at tiger for just as long as I had gazed at lady’s face two years earlier. Good thing I was establishment’s only female patron on both occasions.
Although April began on a strange note I spent time with friends in a different corner of Los Angeles County last weekend and really enjoyed the short road trip. In their neighborhood even the local Wendy’s fast food franchise has a nice view:
Getting ready for more shooting but will return to answer post comments this weekend. Hope everyone is having a great week!
Somebody (1970s TV era) used to wear a red mask just like the one sported by Virtue above. Can’t remember who.. thought maybe Electra Woman or Dyna Girl but no..
I will think of it sooner or later. In any case, superheroine Virtue is facing yet more astonishing travails, this time in the Land of Cameron. Will she survive sadistic forces which threaten to rob her of life, limb, and dignity??
Earlier I began answering blog comments. Big thanks to all of you who take time to write. I always enjoy hearing your thoughts and will answer each message. Still have more to go. CatfightBlogger requested that I upload Purgatory starring Akira Lane vs. myself to my Clips4Sale store so I am working on that right now.. I shall return. Hope everyone is having a great Thursday!
Hosting company had an outage so you may have noticed that TanyaDanielle.com went down for about 24 hours. Now I’m back in action.. sort of. Pics from Friday (Saharra Huxly vs. someone I used to know) speak for themselves.
This is how I spent weekend after the match:
Lol.. my site had an outage and so did I. Just kidding.. pic above is from soon-to-be-released video Mind Fuck but it does sort of reflect how I’ve been feeling since Friday. Hope everyone had a pleasant Monday. Please check out my newest updates for the week:
Feel like I just got hit by a locomotive. Today’s matches with Saharra Huxly capped a long streak of shooting and other activities. This weekend I will have time to answer blog comments, post more pics, lie in bed with ice packs.
Longtime friend Rainier, former manager of legendary Wild Goose Cabaret, and I were supposed to meet for a drink after shoot but I was too beat (literally.) My text to him about Saharra said it all:
“She is the most dominant woman I have ever met. No close second.”
Returned home from yesterday’s match with Christine Dupree to find that ringmaster STJ had already uploaded some photos from our bout. Still recovering from that Sunday punch. Christine is probably nursing her wounds across town..
Incidentally, that same aqua blue bikini (thanks, Phil!) has seen quite a bit of action in recent years:
Exactly one year ago today I was outside Jack in the Box, staring into night sky, writing Black Forest as I waited for sun to rise. World had become increasingly unfathomable and I felt lost in something akin to a black forest. This year I greet Ides of March with a bit of anticipation. Some of my favorite YouTube prognosticators (David Stockman and James Perloff foremost among them) are predicting financial chaos on this day. Upheaval can often lead to beneficial reform and US markets seem to need it.
Once again this morning – just like last year -I sat in drive-thru parking lot (Taco Bell this time) sipping coffee and gazing into darkness. Yet one more time I found message in night sky:
Ides of March
Mosaic pieces drift like ghosts,
Align themselves on seven coasts,
Rise higher than imposing larch,
Convey words from eternal hosts:
“Hear ye! Beware the Ides of March!”
Not sure if March 15, 2017 will go down in history or not but I did notice another message on my coffee cup when I returned home:
Didn’t get the angle quite right but full text on Taco Bell coffee cup reads “Let this Epic Day Begin”. Lol.. I feel ready for an epic day. Have lots of shoots coming up with assorted costars such as Christine Dupree, Alix Lynx, and Saharra Huxly. Contact Jay at firstname.lastname@example.org for info on ordering your own custom video.
Oh, yes.. couldn’t very well do a post without adding a few nudie pics. Top photos feature Donna Von Cornelius (hapless secretary from soon-to-be-released True Detective video) who evidently did not receive warning about Ides of March danger 😉
Hope everyone is having a great Wednesday. I will return to answer post comments within the next few days.
We live in crazy times. Even Captain James T. Kirk (transformed by gender bender cannon) finds himself challenged. Just added Star Trek Star Cross 2 starring Prinzzess Felicity Jade and myself to TanyaTV.com:
Uberhuman creature radiates grace,
Scientifically honed deception,
Toxic subterfuge beneath red hot glace.”
Message on communicator confuses rather than enlightens Captain James T. Kirk. Alone on mission he can make no sense of puzzling words. Someone is attempting to warn him about… a blonde Amazon? A genetically engineered threat? Sublime trickery? Red hot ice?? Sudden noise returns Kirk to present moment. Instantly on guard captain brandishes phaser, comes face to face with towering blonde Amazon, watches in astonishment as beguiling beauty’s scarlet space suit liquefies into lethal concoction of red hot ice..
(Prinzzess Felicity Jade and Tanya Danielle star in Star Trek Star Cross 2, a sci-fi adventure featuring transgender supervillain, compulsory masturbation, lesbian domination, forced blowjob on dildo, simulated sex, orgasm, crushing subjugation of Captain James T. Kirk. Co-produced by MK.)
Think Prinzzess may have been a sex-crazed alien in a former life. She brings remarkable passion to her role 😉
I had a great Valentine’s Day with Stacy Burke until our live web chat devolved into a knockdown drag out drunken fight. Just kidding. Pics above come from soon-to-be-released sexfight video All-nighter. Those who missed my live Valentine’s Day chat with Stacy can check it out here. Very busy week of shooting and preparation but I will return to answer post comments within the next few days. In the meantime Valentine’s Day lives on:
Boxer jerks awake amidst pool of sweat. Strange dream lurks on periphery of consciousness, falls off edge before she can recollect details. Clearly nightmare was warning her about something.. or someone. Always mindful of omens fighter realizes that she must watch her back, prepare for any unexpected challenge that may arise..
(Lisa Tiffian and Tanya Danielle star in Rage, an interracial boxing match featuring topless athletes, thongs, boots, mouth guards, staredown, referee, belly and tit punching, clinching, standing eight counts, decisive KO.)
Not sure how “Olympic fighter” worked its way into my text description but I like the ring of it 😉 I should have Rage available for download tomorrow on the Catfight page at TanyaTV.com. In the meantime enjoy new updates at
“Cannon fire rocks spaceship,
Alters gene code, smashes
Neverending mind trip,
Now demand correction!”
Speaking into communicator Captain James T. Kirk breathlessly describes grim situation aboard USS Enterprise. Gender bender cannon has fired upon vessel, instantly switching sexes of all crew members and driving them into collective carnal frenzy. Captain Kirk knows he must locate cannon, activate second detonation to restore both regular genders and order among crew. Alone on quest for cannon Kirk can barely restrain self from masturbating unfamiliar vagina which has replaced penis..
Happy Groundhog Day! Photo above has nothing to do with Groundhog Day but I always try to post a nudie pic 😉 Earlier I wore new Trailhead running hat for morning jog and I looooove it. Thank you so much, Kind Stranger! I already put another on my Wish List so I won’t need to wash the new one after each workout. Surprises me that I did not discover these years ago. During my featuring dance days I jogged outdoors in Quebec City, Cleveland, Toronto, Pittsburgh, et al. winters with no head coverings that I can recall. Lol.. was I tougher back then?
Just want to say that I have answered some recent post comments but won’t have time to respond to the rest til tonight or tomorrow. Don’t want anyone to think their messages are ignored because I value all of them. Today I am celebrating Groundhog Day with friends. This will suffice as early Super Bowl revelry since I’m probably going to take Atlanta +3 and stay home on Sunday. Happy to report that I have exceeded 30 days of intended sobriety and will be jumping off the wagon with Punxsutawney Phil in about an hour. As I dive into vodka please enjoy the new updates at my sites:
I am getting caught up on everything. Earlier I picked up both my venerable T400 laptop and my mail. Huge thanks to generous soul who sent the lovely pink shawl, external hard drive, and Trailheads running hat from my Wish List. Muuuaaaahhhh!!!! So grateful. You made my day. No note accompanied the gifts so I don’t know who you are but I really appreciate your thoughtfulness.
Hope to answer e-mails and post comments tonight after late dinner. Just posted following updates:
Hard to believe that February has arrived! Onward and upward – I will keep the updates coming in accordance with 2017 resolution to get my biz running like a well-oiled machine 😉 Hope everyone is having a great week so far.
P.S. Want to mention that I am really enjoying Seduction of the Innocent (thanks, Brad!) each night before bed and am right now wearing Ugg Christmas slippers. Day after day I treasure the wonderful gifts I receive and really do thank my lucky stars for the generous friends in my life.
After studying words doorman glances through accompanying photographs, stunned by their content. Each shot features lingerie-clad woman posing in suggestive manner, expression unreadable. Despite model’s heavy makeup, lack of clothing doorman immediately recognizes her as quiet, longtime resident of unit 206. Within weeks police have launched investigation into woman’s disappearance. Apartment 206, tidy and undisturbed, yields no clues. Years later neighbors still struggle with unsolved mystery. Did tenant vanish by choice or under duress? Each photo and every verse contained in now infamous package seems to offer a contrasting clue to her fate..
Also new this week:
Video Deal of the Week is Secrets of Isis 1 – on sale for just $10.99 (normally $20.99)
This afternoon I sat down with the incomparable Stacy Burke for a live web chat. Click here to check out our conversation and subscribe to Stacy’s YouTube channel. Stacy and I have known each other for several decades (my how time flies) and have done countless shoots together over the years. Felt a bit strange to comply with YouTube policy and keep our clothes on today 😉
Very happy to see that lots of people are helping Stacy through a tough time. As I stated during webcam conversation Stacy is handling some difficult circumstances extremely well. I admire her a lot. She is motivating me to get a better grip on my own life.. lol Been pretty busy lately but will get caught up on post comments, editing, etc. within the next few days. Hope everyone had a pleasant Monday!
Very sad to report that porn legend/historian Bill Margold passed away last week. Click on top pic to read extremely touching remembrance from his friend Brian Sebastian. Do not yet know all circumstances but one particular detail is driving me bananas. At our last meeting (December 2015, I believe) Bill told me exactly what words he wanted on his tombstone. Desired epitaph is eluding me right now and I feel determined to recall it. I had no idea Bill would pass so suddenly or so soon. He and I met on set at one of legendary director Jim Holliday’s productions. Amongst other onscreen appearances Bill and I exchanged a few lines of dialogue in Too Many Blonde Moments (box cover above). Seem to recall that Grand Inquisitor Bill laughed quite appreciatively at a joke I cracked.
Fierce intellect, steel trap memory, warm heart are qualities I most remember in Bill. So glad I visited him in 2015 and wish I had returned again to hear more fascinating and endless anecdotes regarding California porn industry from early 1970s to present. I will miss you, Bill. Please give my regards to Jim when you see him in the Great Beyond.
Last night, while preparing for upcoming round of shooting, my ThinkPad T400 computer (dates back to Bush administration) froze. I have a LOT of stuff stored in that computer and spent much of today trying to fix it. Probably everyone has experienced similar frustration at one time or another. Finally I left computer on desk, headed outside, wandered to donut shop. Eager for distraction my mind floated back to great poster I saw at gas station last week (top pic.) I have literally never smoked a cigarette but for some reason that morbid image makes me want to light one up.
Compelling visual popped into my head as I sipped coffee: supervillainess character (kinda like Madeleine in second pic from top) ripping off signature black glove to reveal gory, festering remnants of once vibrant hand. Suitably inspired I began writing promo text for upcoming Madeline video tentatively entitled Half-breed:
In response to query gypsy utters mystifying quintilla:
“Behind articulated sheath
Raw, bloody fingers of death squirm,
Entwine, entangle, reconfirm
Each bullet prised from underneath
Decaying heart suffused with worm.. “
Madeleine replays words over and over inside mind. “Articulated sheath?” she finally says aloud. “Articulated sheath.. articulated sheath.. could that refer to.. a glove?” Again she reviews strange gypsy poem. Descended from one mortal and one superhuman parent Madeleine respects esoteric knowledge but often struggles to translate gypsy’s proclamations. Assembled search party has grown impatient with Madeleine’s confusion. “Maybe your half-breed intuition ain’t working today.” one of them says sarcastically. Pivoting sharply on high-heeled boot Madeleine announces definitively: “Fallen gunfighter has hidden silver bullets inside her black gloves. She pried shells from still-beating heart while she lay dying. Now we must locate her decomposed corpse. Those bullets are my legacy..”
Ooohh.. there are sooo many forbidden words in that text. Payment processors expressly prohibit distributors/producers from using words like “blood”, “bullet”, “gun”, “dying”, “corpse”, etc. when promoting adult material even if none of those elements appear in footage (which they don’t.) I will have to revise paragraphs but composing them did take my mind off computer probs today. Hope everyone is having a great Wednesday! Tomorrow I will return to answer blog comments.