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Good evening,

Independence Day holiday is fast approaching while women in patriotic garb defends nation’s borders.  Superheroine Golden Amazon received this startling prophecy on June 18:

“Golden Amazon approaches peril,
Overlooks black ravens’ sinister cries,
Languishes in comatose disgrace while
Diabolical fiend parts well-shaped thighs.”

Did Golden Amazon heed warning from Oracle and refrain from embarking on dangerous mission? Of course not. Wouldn’t be much of a video if she had 😉 Just posted Golden Omen at TanyaTV.com. Doing lots of shooting but will return in the next few days to answer post comments. Hope everyone is having a great week!

XO Tanya

 

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Underground Violence

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Good evening,

Haven’t yet had a chance to post Underground Violence starring Robin and myself but will activate it tomorrow.

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“Fahrenheit exceeds last record,
Exigency rises,
Melting minds morph into backward
Metaphysic crisis.
Each combatant gives brief foreword –
Feral, bold synopsis
Advocating violence, discord,
Treacherous surprises.
Azure sky, bright sun, white scoreboard
Loom above cruel vices,
Epic clash of lithe, toned warlords.. ”

Reporter for Daily Bugle loses ability to draft shorthand notes when bikini-clad combatants lock up in center of wrestling ring. Notepad falls forgotten into lap. Later, much later, he publishes shocking expose entitled “Underground Violence: Femme Fatales of the 21st Century”. Article decries wanton violence of female fight culture, excoriates athletes who will use any depraved means to achieve victory inside squared circle..

Underground Violence debuts tomorrow at TanyaTV.com.

Hope everyone is ready for a fun weekend. Bottoms up!:

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XO Tanya

 

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Catawampus

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Good evening,

Years ago someone described bondage icon Ashley Renee as being “perpetually in distress”. I don’t think Ashley would object to the words. Haven’t seen her since the shooting of Tickle Torture but she always seemed to have more than her share of chaos. Lately I, too, have been experiencing a lot of misadventures (blindness, second degree burns, etc.). On Monday I tangled with a feral individual who really went for blood. Shredded from elbows down I visited local urgent care center for tetanus shot, prescription of heavy-duty antibiotic. Attack kitty is still prowling the neighborhood along with an adorable litter-mate. Yep, my assailant was a tiny cat, probably just weeks old. She had inched halfway into my pet carrier and then went bananas when I tried to zip it. I have contacted a local cat rescue group and we are intending to trap the kittens so they can visit the vet. A kind neighbor already wants to take responsibility for them.

Thus far my week has felt a bit catawampus  (kinda like top pic) but I have met some really nice neighbors and am healing quickly. Yesterday I wore long gloves at my shoot 😉 This evening I am working on Underground Violence starring legendary wrestler Robin and myself (above pics) and should have the video posted tomorrow at TanyaTV.com. Hope everyone is enjoying this June Thursday! I will return to answer post comments in the morning.

XO Tanya

 

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Morning Shower

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Good morning,

Up early to go jogging. I am now resuming normal activities two weeks after surgery, including workouts and showering without goggles. So happy and grateful! Eye still has lingering redness but I hope to start shooting again within next week or two. Thanks so much to all my patient custom video collectors who have been waiting for me to heal. I really appreciate your understanding.

In crucial days following surgery I showered with a ski mask (yes, that exact one) to keep liquid out of eye and then switched to more convenient concave eye patches. Yesterday it felt so good to finally step in water completely naked, devoid of all protective head gear. Earlier this morning I was looking for some shower-themed photos and found above shots which originally appeared in this 1998 issue of Gent magazine. My, how time flies. Check out those huge cans, distinct tan lines, big hair and red lipstick – 1990s-era strip clubs overflowed with broads who looked just like that. Sometimes I get wistful when I think of years gone by. Photographer RB Kane shot shower gallery in her longtime Van Nuys studio. We collaborated on dozens of magazine covers/pictorials together, including Leg Show and Busty Beauties (yep, even with black hair.) I could pen chapters about RB – very cultured, refined, beautiful, intelligent, dignified lady. Someday I would like to spend more time writing about the various individuals I have known in the adult industry. For now, I must go jogging.. hope everyone has a great Thursday!

XO Tanya

 

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Memorial Day 2016

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I would like to send much love and gratitude to active, former, and fallen members of our US military. Earlier today I visited a local cemetery to reflect on the meaning of the Memorial Day holiday and encountered a plaque featuring this profound quotation from Calvin Coolidge:

“The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten.”

XO Tanya

 

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Many Thank Yous

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Good afternoon,

I would like to thank Mikey, Anonymous Stranger, and Brad for the lovely gifts I received earlier this week. Muuuaahhh!!! As always your thoughtfulness and generosity really touch me. Brad, I think I do tend to be an autodidact although I needed to look up the word to make sure.. lol Over the past two weeks I have been doing a lot of reading. Last night I started The Killer Inside Me, did not put it down til 2am even though I had to rise before 8am. Book has a compulsively readable, disturbing quality to it. Usually I know exactly how I feel about a book but this one is throwing me. Felt like Lou Ford was sleeping with me last night even after I closed the tome and put it on my night table – very eery. Thank you, as always, for an astonishing array of reading material. Anonymous Stranger, I am very much looking forward to wearing the new cosmetics and breathtaking Lejaby lace shorts at an upcoming shoot. And, Mikey, I probably don’t need to tell you that I’ve already started putting the Subway/Starbucks cards, eye patches, and lovely but casual T-shirt dress to excellent use. I will save a few patches as props but they are serving me very well both in the shower and in bed when I need to keep eye covered – much more comfortable than metal mask given by hospital. A million thank yous to all of you. May your generosity revisit you soon and forever.

Above pics come from April 13 shooting of soon-to-be-released Sonnet Noir. Rest assured, femme fatale definitely pays for her crimes against humanity:

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Justice always triumphs over depravity. Hope everyone is having a great Sunday. Much love and gratitude to the active and former members of the US military on this Memorial Day weekend.

XOXO Tanya

 

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20-20

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Good evening,

On this night of the full flower moon I greet you from home. Right now I am uploading footage from May 6 shooting of Barricade (pics above.) Early in the morning of May 4 I had discovered that my right eye had gone blind. Staying calm I found the name of a local ophthalmologist and booked an appointment. He could not see me until 1:40pm so I consulted Dr. Google in the interim. Try searching “sudden blindness” and you will see a wide range of causes for the condition which range from fairly minor to de facto death sentences. Fortunately, and I just said another prayer of thanks, later that afternoon I learned that I had mysteriously developed a dense cataract in my right eye.  Doc referred me to county hospital, cautioned me to have surgery as soon as possible because he suspected that cataract was starting to liquefy. I delayed hospital visit so I could shoot six custom videos booked long before in advance. On Tuesday, May 10 I drove to the emergency room where I stayed busy in the waiting area by writing promotional text for Barricade:

“Black lacquer gloves commit
Astonishingly slick
Ritualistic hit,
Reveal hard, metal dick
In cruelly intimate
Collective mind warp trick.
Armed, dangerously fit
Dame commandeers gold brick,
Escapes to darkened pit.. ”

Barricaded inside dingy motel bandit celebrates heist with rhyming verses, champagne, ill-gotten gains. Still clad in tactical gear – crotch boots, gloves, G-string, mask – she anticipates arrival of local constabulary. Eminent shootout promises dark thrills at supremely high cost. Gold bubbles float from champagne flute into brain. Stepping in front of full-length mirror outlaw..

At this point nurse summoned me to private area where she checked my vitals, prepared me for doctor. ER doc informed me a bit snippily that cataracts are “never urgent”. She seemed to change her tune after examining my eye. Soon a different nurse was leading me to ophthalmology department upstairs. Several doctors probed eyeball, performed preliminary procedure, scheduled me for first available surgery date. To make the long story short I underwent surgery, fully conscious, this past Monday. As operation progressed voices of two female doctors expressed puzzlement over something which I did not fully comprehend. The following morning one of the surgeons removed bandage which covered eye. “I can see!” my spirit blurted as shaky room sort of came into focus. “I was scared going into that surgery.” doctor told me. “We had expected to find damage underlying the cataract but we did not see any.” Elaborating further she explained that she knew of only one other patient who had developed a blinding cataract in a short span of time for no apparent reason. Now I understood what she and the other doctor had been discussing as I lay on the operating table.

For the past five days I have mostly been staying home and dumping large quantities of prescription drops into eye which looks sort of bloody and tortured right now. Vision is improving by the day and I thankfully anticipate return to 20-20. Want to see what a cataract looks like? Click here to enlarge pic and check out white disc obscuring right pupil. During video shoots I mostly tried to keep it covered with hair but did not always succeed. Whole experience still seems a bit surreal but I feel intensely grateful for wonderful outcome, great medical care I received at Harbor UCLA Hospital, my friend Paul who rose well before dawn to drive me to surgery.

Hope everyone is doing great. I am going to step outside and admire full moon but will return later to answer post comments.

XO Tanya

P.S. Wow!!! Gigantic, neon orange moon just popped out above tranquil ocean. Looks so awesome!

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Dark Sky Dawning

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Dawn breaks over wasted city,
Altered landscape, withered roses.
Radiant sunlight exposes
Knight errant, devoid of pity,
Searching rubble which encloses
Kingdom’s devastated palace,
Yesterday’s aforethought malice.
Dulled by arrogance knight closes
Arduous search for Queen’s chalice,
Wrecks surviving architecture,
Navigates out of prefecture
Into region far less callous.
Next year brings sublime emergence:
Goblet raised, Queen toasts resurgence.

Tanya awakens, recalls odd dream with stunning clarity: dark knight, wasted kingdom warned of defilement and, most disconcertingly, she had recognized herself as beaten but resurgent Queen. Always mindful of omens Tanya knows that she should brace for a challenge, possibly an ignominious defeat looming in near future. “Not today though.” blonde catfighter thinks dismissively. “That newbie – what was her name? – has no chance against me in the ring.” Mere hours later exotic upstart Shia traps Tanya in excruciating camel clutch, giving champion ample time to repent arrogance. Loss seems fated but Tanya recalls that Queen in dream had eventually mounted a comeback..

Tanya Danielle and newcomer Shia star in Dark Sky Dawning, an interracial catfight melee containing camel clutch, Boston crab, double-toed leglock surfboard, hammerlock, figure four headscissors, test of strength, schoolgirl pin, nipple torture, full nelson, forced submissions, trash talk, imperious victor. Co-produced by HH. Download Dark Sky Dawning at TanyaTV.com today.

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May Flowers

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Good evening,

I have returned from another road trip. First of all, I would like to thank the extremely generous souls who contributed to my friend Juan’s recovery fund. It takes an incredibly selfless person to help a stranger and I know that Juan’s family really appreciates all donations right now. By very odd coincidence yesterday I ended up at same hospital where Juan began his healing process. Not ready to discuss circumstances but I feel great today and have received an excellent prognosis from doctors. Sorry for mystery but I need a little time to process everything. Pink “birthday” photos come from May 6 custom video shoot and top pic provided inspiration for the “murderous flowers” which appear in text description for Blonde Imperium. Hope everyone is doing well. I shall return in a few days to answer post comments.

XO Tanya

 

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Pharaoh’s Secret

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Per one awe-inspiring black night
Herald of Osiris
Activates empowering light,
Realigns rich matrix,
Armors mortal in sublime rite.
Overarching helix,
Harbinger of royal foresight,
Spirals through catharsis,
Symbolizes Earth’s renewed might.
Existential crisis
Clears decayed blight, savagely smites
Rooted, evil calyx.
Exogenesis writes:
“Terra passed to Isis.”
Verses fade into oblivion and, for first time in years, teacher Andrea Thomas wakes with sense of calm fulfillment. Wondrous dream floats on edge of consciousness, summoning mythic figures to Andrea’s bedside. Without fully gripping significance teacher senses that fate has chosen her for a special task. Alarm clock trills, preventing further rumination upon destiny. Only much later does Mystic Blue Topaz resurface in Andrea’s home. “You have redeemed yourself.” unmistakable voice of Pharaoh tells kneeling educator. “I am returning Mystic Blue Topaz to your hands so you can instruct others in importance of honoring sacred Earth.” Proudly Andrea grips gemstone and begins transformation into long dormant alter ego, legendary superheroine Isis..

Tanya Danielle stars as Andrea Thomas/Isis in superheroine thriller Pharaoh’s Secret. Video contains bondage, damsel-in-distress, white rope, silk gag, transformation, pantyhose, pantyhose shredding, full nudity, extreme closeups, butt plug, and mesmerization of you, mere mortal. Download Pharaoh’s Secret at TanyaTV.com now!
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Juan

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Good evening,

From 1999 through 2011 I danced at legendary Wild Goose Cabaret (backstage pics taken circa 2011) here in LA. My friend Juan ran the locally renowned kitchen throughout all those years and then migrated to a different club when Goose closed its doors. Earlier this month a group of men jumped, robbed and savagely beat Juan as he was leaving work. His daughter has established a GoFundMe page (warning: graphic photos) to help family defray expenses during his recovery. Thought I would help spread the word. Family will greatly appreciate any and all donations. Thanks in advance for any help!

XO Tanya

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Milftown USA

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Good afternoon,

This day has flown right past me. Seems like I just got up to move my car at 7am and, lo and behold, the clock now reads 3:45pm. Thought I would follow up my drunken bar photos with a few shots of milf extraordinaire Mrs. Hamilton from Milftown USA. Evidently housewife has once again become subject of gossip in her hometown of Parker City:

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White-breasted swallows perform stunning aerialist maneuvers against rich shades of fuchsia, scarlet, purple. Within minutes  vibrant colors dissolve to gray, birds migrate over horizon. From semi-private balcony Mrs. Hamilton ponders afternoon transgressions, wondering if they will fade like the sunset or eventually return home to roost with the swallows. Idly she records impromptu poem in journal:

“Multi-hued clouds radiate fire,
Iridescent birds soar higher,
Luminous tableau becomes grey,
Fading memory of lost day.
Tangerine moon, twinkling stars rise
Over loose lips, scandalized eyes.
Word spreads quickly, triggering shock:
Naughty housewife loves big, black cock!”

Will star-crossed Mrs. Hamilton ever recover her reputation? Probably not. Hope everyone is having a great Wednesday!

XO Tanya

 

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Torrance Revisited

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Good evening,

Today I wrestled incomparable Tori Sinclair and then engaged in some impromptu festivities with good friend Rainier, manager of Sky Cabaret here in Los Angeles. Rainier and I revisited bartender extraordinaire Wendy at Torrance Tavern. Always a good time at that place. Hope everyone is enjoying a pleasant Monday. I have returned to my abode and am dancing around with music blasting as cats steadfastly ignore my antics.

XO Tanya

 

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Saturday Night Live

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Good evening,

I type by candlelight as city parties below my window. A double decker bus literally just deposited large gang of revelers into restaurant near my place. This evening I am ironing out kinks in my revamped E-mail Newsletter program. Please sign up if you have not already received a notification. Also, I decided it might be fun to start reviewing the lovely gifts I receive from my Amazon Wishlist so I set up a new profile on Amazon. Think you can become my friend on Amazon.com by visiting the profile page but I’m not sure what Amazon Friendship entails other than your receiving access to my product reviews, wish list updates and my receiving access to yours should you decide to post any.

Clock just ticked 9:30pm and I’m starting to fade. Maybe I should put on my blue party dress (pics above) and go join the celebrants across the street . Just kidding. I can think of other stuff to do:

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Lol.. think it really is time for me to go to bed. Good night! Hope everyone is having a great weekend.

XO Tanya

 

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Sonnet Noir

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Good evening,

On March 1 I shot a gallery of noir photos. Photographer Jon White‘s work on above shot inspired this sonnet:

Sonnet Noir
Dismembered body bound by heavy chain,
Decaying flesh inside concealed furrow
Await discovery ten feet below
Forbiddingly remote Mojave plain.
Full harvest moon illuminates black stain
Of blood on brutally defiled tableau.
Phenomenal perversion stays aglow
Until detective disinters remains.
Now scarlet lips deny appalling crime,
Long velvet gloves adroitly pantomime
Compelling show of perfect innocence.
Detective soon rewinds handcuffs of time,
Destroys bleak homicidal paradigm,
Makes femme fatale repent for violence.
Later on (last Wednesday) we shot a video version of Sonnet Noir which does not contain any violence or desert burials 😉 Think above photo intrigued me because woman looks like she is undergoing an uncomfortable interrogation. Naturally, in true noir style, she must have engineered some type of appalling crime..

Sonnet Noir will be coming soon to TanyaTV.com soon. Hope everyone is having a great day!

XO Tanya

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Time Machine

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Good evening,

Last post I entered the Twilight Zone and in this one I step into a time machine. Think I shot these pics at Taylor Wane‘s house in 2003 or 2004, possibly same day we shot Scene 2 of Voluptuous Vixens.  Photo gallery has appeared in several magazines although I can’t recall which ones – possibly Busty Beauties and D-Cup. Thanks, Mikey, for finding these! Always fun to travel back in time.

Hope everyone is having a great week so far 🙂

XO Tanya

 

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Twilight Zone

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Good afternoon,

Felt a bit under the weather over the past few days and unfortunately had to cancel a shoot with Niki Lee Young but hopefully we can reschedule at some point in the near future. Slowly recovering today but taking it easy – just staying close to home, drinking lots of water, and catching up on computer work. Thought I would post some pics from 10-Count Twilight starring Nicole Oring and me. Seem to recall that I mounted a comeback after waking from the twilight zone 😉

Hope everyone is doing great!

XO Tanya

 

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Lucky Cats

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Good evening,

I picked up mail today and want to thank Don, Brad, and an anonymous stranger for the lovely gifts that I received. Muuuaaahhhh!!!! Huge kisses to all of you. May your generosity bring you many, many rich rewards. Don, the new cat doormat (top pic) now occupies place of honor in front of the door which leads in from my balcony. Feline kitchen towel looks just as adorable. Thank you for the William Burroughs biography, Brad. I look forward to reading it and placed it next to my well-thumbed autobiography of William S. Burroughs III, his son. A few of my friends like to read but not many of them. I agree that the practice seems to have fallen out of fashion 😉 Thank you, as always, for improving my library.  Unidentified individual (s?) have also gifted me with a rugged new Timberland suitcase (already packed), aromatherapy oil diffuser, and Sansa MP3 player + USB card. Huge hugs for everybody. You made my month and I will be smiling all week – even as I prepare my tax return. Thank you so much!!!!

XOXO Tanya

P.S. Shots above show my new doormat, me trying to achieve feline grace and, naturally, getting trumped by cameraman Jon White‘s cat, Isabelle.

 

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March 29 Battle Royale

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Good afternoon,

Thought I would post some images from March 29 shoot with Lisa Tiffian. Our faces look a bit distorted due to mouthpieces we are wearing. After boxing we did a wrestling match which brought back the joy of really wrestling. Other than Christine Dupree and Liz Lightspeed I have not legitimately grappled with anyone in years. Evidently Lisa has done a number of videos for Ultimate Surrender. She told me that she had never wrestled before showing up at their studios. Due to her natural athleticism and strength (my words, not hers) they keep using her for more shoots. Very impressive lady – I hope to shoot with Lisa again.

XO Tanya

 

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