Storm Alert

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Imagine relaxing at home when unseen entities begin communicating with you via moans and howls. Even better, picture yourself sitting on a toilet when the voices of nature decide to summon your attention. I wrote about this a few days ago. The sounds originate from a window inside my shower which leads to a ventilation shaft. Earlier today I scaled the side of my building in a flowing, black cape to take some photos. Above you can see the external structure of my shower window, the interior of the shaft itself, plus the very beginnings of a new storm which is approaching Los Angeles as I type these words. Forecasters predict that the deluge of rain will start around 9pm tonight. I will have to tighten my cloak and put on an extra layer of fishnets 😉

Hope everyone is having a great Friday!

XO Tanya

 

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Megablonde

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What happened to vintage superheroine Megablonde? She materialized sometime during the last millennium and then vanished into the ether.  Fueled by milk and zeal for justice she single-handedly apprehended legions of criminals and made the world a safer place.  Will she ever reappear? Enjoy this classic Megablonde footage for a limited time inside my Diamond Club Members’ Area. I rotate material in and out of the Diamond Club on a weekly basis.

XO Tanya

 

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Odette

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Trying to schedule a wrestling match with petite Odette Delacroix (blonde model above) in the next few weeks. My old friend, master photographer Ken Marcus, shot this gallery of Odette and Bonnie Rotten in 2012 or so.  Odette’s Star Page at HotMovies.com provides an interesting overview of her background. I look forward to meeting her.

XO Tanya

 

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Blustery Night

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Good morning,

Over the weekend I was working on photos from Decadent Dessert (pics above) and watching the 1953 noir flick Jennifer starring Ida Lupino. The movie has a mysterious history of its own. I live in a spooky, old edifice so I can relate to the milieu of the main character. Midway through the film I went to use the bathroom. A ghostly breeze ruffled my hair as I sat atop the toilet. Seriously, it really did. My body froze and guttural howling noises enveloped my senses. This has only happened a dozen or so times before, not frequently enough for me to grow accustomed to such occurrences. A ventilation shaft inside my bathroom leads to the innards of the surrounding building. When a storm approaches heavy winds sometimes create a moaning/growling cacophony which ricochets off concrete walls, steel reinforcements, and the foundation many floors below. Historical record indicates that a veritable underground city lurks beneath the neighborhood which I inhabit. Government officials sealed off the subterranean area decades ago and those in power generally make no reference to its existence. On a blustery night I feel like I am listening to the wailing of a thousand trapped souls.

Needless to say, the Sunday night storm passed quickly and Southern Californians are once again enjoying our typical blue skies, sunshine, and 70-degree weather.  Think a unicorn just drifted past my window. Are they supposed to fly? Hope everyone had a great weekend!

XO Tanya

 

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Brooke Tyler

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Are you familiar with Brooke Tyler? I feel like I should know her. FreeOnes.com indicates that she entered the adult industry in 2011. She has an Official Site through the Vicky Vette network of sites – join one and receive access to 16 other model sites. I wonder if my old friends at Score Magazine – purveyors of the biggest boobs on the planet – have discovered Brooke yet? Yes, I just checked: here are photos and videos of Brooke from Score. Looks like she has increased her bust size since her last visit to their studios. Click here for video of Brooke from PureMature.com – one of her newer releases, I believe. Interestingly, Brooke appears younger now that her boobs have expanded.

XO Tanya

 

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Sarah Randall

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Some women have boob camouflage. Not until they remove their outer clothes and their bras do you realize that they have breasts of truly astonishing proportions. I went to high school with two such people. Even in bathing suits you couldn’t tell how huge their boobs were. Only in the locker room was the truth revealed. Sarah Randall has that same quality. Makes me think of a leopard using its spots to blend into the surrounding environment so it can make a sneak attack on its prey 😉

XO Tanya

 

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Golden California

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“Check into the Golden Poppy Motel this Friday afternoon.” the message instructs. “I will leave a key for you at the front desk.” On the appointed day Tanya hears Chuck Berry crooning to her from a CD player as she enters room #1 of the establishment. She finds another note next to the bed. It reads: “Take Watersports Way down to the beach and look for the old, abandoned lifeguard tower. You will see my footsteps in the sand. Follow them.” The setting sun is bathing the coastline in its golden glow as Tanya arrives at the destination. Within moments she encounters the weatherbeaten tower and a set of tracks which lead her straight into the arms of her waiting lover. Locked in a tight embrace the couple watches the last rays of daylight fall into the ocean. Stratified expanses of pink and orange clouds materialize around them and soon, off in the distance, they see a faint crescent moon making its first appearance in the evening sky. The temperature drops. “Let’s go back to the motel.” Tanya suggests. “I want to take a long, hot shower and then give you one.. ”

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Terri Starr

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In my last post I mentioned a fragmented recollection that Brittaney Starr had a sister who also worked in the adult industry. Turns out I was correct: Brittaney’s pornstar sibling was Terri Starr.  Her career spanned nearly a decade but I can find no sign that she and Brittaney ever performed together (as a feature dance team, for instance) or that they even appeared in the same movie. Click here for a preview of Terri’s scene in Hot Bods & Tailpipe 4.

XO Tanya

 

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Brittaney Starr

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Do you remember Brittaney Starr? She did not stay in the industry for long. On the day we met Brittaney announced that she did not like fake boobs. I was sitting in a makeup chair getting ready for our upcoming lesbian scene. Her words kind of deflated me but I guess I was a much more tolerant person back then. I would like to reclaim some of that poise. She and I chatted for a while. Brittaney came from Las Vegas where she was dating an owner of a local strip club. Seem to recall that her sister was a pornstar. . maybe by the name of Judy Star? I may have remembered that detail incorrectly. Anyways, Brittaney and I did end up having fun shooting our roles as figure model and sculptress in Girl World 2. I never did see her again. Click here for one of Brittaney’s very few boy-girl scenes.

XO Tanya

 

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Sting Operation

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Good thing I got a lot of rest over the weekend because I had to get up at 3:30am to move my car out of a street cleaning zone.  I live in a 1920s-era building which does not have any parking. Few people had access to cars in the 1920s, a fact which did not immediately occur to me when I decided that I wanted to live here. Each week I continue on an endless mission to outfox parking authorities. Over time a tacit accord seems to have developed between local residents and city employees regarding an area scheduled for cleaning between 4am and 8am on Tuesdays. This zone usually fills up around 7am because everyone knows that the street cleaning vehicles have already passed through the vicinity.

This morning I loaded a cooler full of ice into my car promptly at 4am, did some grocery shopping at a 24-hour supermarket, transferred all perishable items into the cooler, scored a tankful of gas at the lowest priced station in town (during normal hours you can’t even get a pump there), enjoyed coffee and a crossword puzzle at a local donut shop, and then returned home at 7am where I reclaimed a spot in the 4-8am street cleaning zone. Instinct told me to remain in the vehicle. I did a little writing, surveyed the antics of my neighbors, drank some water, squirmed in my seat.. and then I saw her. I knew this day would come. The parking authorities had just been waiting for people to get reeaaallly comfortable with returning to this block before 8am on Tuesday. Today a brisk, efficient, helmet-haired woman – she just looked like a supervisor – was moving in for the kill with her crew, preparing to cite all of the illegally parked vehicles.  She pulled up directly behind me. I started my engine, slid into reverse, and then stepped on the gas as I hit the open road. Would she chase me? Of course not, but the notion was both foolish and hilarious at this foggy hour of the morning. Imagine a Dukes of Hazzard style pursuit unfolding on your block over something so stupid. Anyways, I dodged the big sting. By this hour people were leaving for work so I obtained a spot in a legally permissible place. As I trudged home with my cooler I passed the 4-8am Tuesday violation zone.  The authorities were not just ticketing cars – they had a tow truck there! I shuddered inside my jacket, extremely grateful at having escaped a large fine.

Tomorrow the battle resumes but I don’t have to move my car til 8am. Hope everyone has a great Tuesday!

XO Tanya

 

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Valentines & Presidents

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Good evening,

I am recovering from a 3-day weekend of overindulgence. Actually, I only went crazy on Valentine’s Day but it has taken me this long to normalize. Wasn’t I just writing about how “I still partake occasionally but not very often?” It didn’t seem like much fun to sit home alone on Valentine’s Day so I went out with friends. First we stopped at my mailbox. Huge thanks and big kisses for the wonderful holiday gifts from Don and a Mysterious Stranger!! I was so delighted and my friends were very impressed. Thank you soooo much for your sweetness and generosity. I absolutely love the gifts.

After loading up the car we went to have a few cocktails. By the time I returned home (no, I wasn’t driving) I had lost all sense of time and place. I literally needed a cart from the management office to bring everything upstairs. One of my neighbors passed me in the lobby, chuckling at my attempts to roll the device in a straight line.  I spent yesterday suffering for the transgressions of the previous day. When I inquired, my neighbor informed me that he had seen me returning home around 8pm on Valentine’s Day. 8pm? Wow, I have turned into such an amateur. Don’t think I’ve had a hangover that bad since high school. Fortunately today is President’s Day in the US so I’ve had plenty of time to recuperate.

All of the lovely Valentine’s Day gifts really made my weekend. Thank you again, Don and Mysterious Stranger! Muuuaaaahhh!! Hope you had wonderful weekends too.

XO Tanya

 

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Ready for Bed

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Good evening,

I had a long day, including a trip to the doctor’s office. Still haven’t returned to daily jogging after December 2013 surgery on my feet. Right ankle swells after each run. Trying something new this week.. doc wrapped foot with orthotic device underneath arch and I will be leaving tape intact for the next 5-6 days. About to tie a garbage bag around my foot, take a shower, and go to bed. Such a glamorous life 😉 Meant to answer blog comments today but will do so first thing tomorrow morning. Hope everyone had a great Thursday!

XO Tanya

 

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Wake-up Call

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Good morning,

Last night I discovered that Wake-up Call from my Diamond Club Members’ Area is not streaming correctly. Tech support is working on the problem. Sorry for the delay. The unexpected glitch did prompt me to reread the promotional text I had written for the video. Hooboy.. those words bring back some memories. To put them in perspective I will share that my New Year’s resolution for 2009 was to consume alcohol only 5 days a week instead of 7 days a week. I kept the resolution until April 2009 when I started drinking every day again. Around that time my friend Victoria, slightly older than me and a formerly heavy drinker, commented: “You will slow down eventually. It will reach a point where that lifestyle just doesn’t suit you any longer.” Her opinion proved correct. I rallied again. By 2010 I no longer felt much compulsion to drink. I still partake occasionally but not very often.

Taken from the 2009 catfight diary of Tanya Danielle: “This past Friday Goldie Blair and I were shooting a custom video. During a short break I stretched my muscles in a corner of the ring. ‘Oh, look, it’s Tanya Danielle.’ someone called out in a harsh, mocking tone. ‘Where have you been hiding your pathetic self?’ Slowly I turned to see who would dare address me in such a disrespectful manner. The malevolent brown eyes of Christine Dupree burned my face. She leaned casually against a turnbuckle as we glared at one another. Christine broke the staredown and allowed her eyes to travel up and down my body. I hate to admit that I felt self-conscious as she sneeringly evaluated me. Christine looked good, really good. Obviously she had been training hard during the four or five years that had elapsed since our last meeting. I, on the other hand, could not remember the most recent time I had seen the inside of a gym. Since mid-2008 I’d been spending my days inside a strip club and my nights inside an unending bottle of Stolichnaya. The expression on Christine‘s face revealed her delight at how much I had deteriorated. Slowly we approached each other and began circling in the center of the ring. Christine was talking a bunch of smack but I don’t even remember what she was saying. Without warning I flew at her and landed a vicious kick to her midsection before she could even try to protect herself. ‘You’ll never be able to respect yourself again after an out-of-shape alcoholic kicks your ass!!!!’ I screamed at her. The photos taken during our encounter show the intense, violent nature of our mutual hatred. We were moving so fast during our fight that much of it must have looked like a blur to the small assortment of shocked bystanders on the set that day. We went back and forth, trading the upper hand so many times that my head still spins when I think of it… ”

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XO Tanya

 

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False Accusation

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A few odd episodes occurred on Sunday. Yesterday proved even stranger. I ventured into a large chain store where a staff member accused me of shoplifting. The following paragraphs come from an e-mail I just sent to the corporate headquarters of the company:

” ..After entering the store I picked up a packet of paper composition books wrapped in cellophane. Since I saw no price indicated on the packet I intended to verify the price with one of the cashiers. I continued to look at merchandise in different aisles. It quickly became apparent that this store was charging higher prices for the same items available at other discount retailers. I returned the composition books to the appropriate shelf and then looked at a few more things before proceeding toward the front of the store. An employee approached me, demanding to know where I had put the “folders” that I had been carrying. Extremely startled, I indicated that I had replaced them on the shelf where I had originally found them. He continued to loudly berate me by the front doors. I opened my shoulder bag to prove that I was not attempting to steal anything. At this point I think I expected him to either apologize for his mistake or at least explain why he had chosen to confront me. He did not do so. No other employee of the store did either. ‘You people are crazy.’ I blurted out. ‘Yes, we are.’ the man replied as he turned his back on me and walked away.

After leaving the store and calming down I realized that I should have gotten the man’s name and asked to speak to his boss. I considered returning to the store but elected not to do so. This employee exhibited no reticence in creating a public spectacle in full view of everyone on the premises, a fact which makes me think that similar false accusations and uproar may be systemic at this location. I have no desire to ever return. For the record, the aforementioned store employee is a bald Caucasian or Hispanic man of diminutive stature. His officious demeanor made me suspect that he might be the store manager but I have no way of knowing for sure.

I am sending this correspondence with the hope that your company will take steps to examine the conduct of employees at this store. It is my sincere wish that no other customer will have to experience the same demeaning treatment which I encountered. Thank you in advance for your attention to this matter.”

I think that Stacy Burke (AKA Black Widow) may have masterminded the whole episode so she could drag me back to the gallows (see pics above.) Just kidding. In all seriousness, the baseless accusation genuinely rattled me. I discussed the situation at length with two other people who felt very strongly that I had a duty to report the store employee’s misbehavior. One of them asked me to “consider that it may have happened to you because you are the one who can prevent it from happening to someone else in the future.” That really resounded with me.

XO Tanya

 

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