Sextette

 

Good afternoon,

Just posted first gallery from Sextette at FantasyImageStore.com:

Sextette

Parcel with six lines of text arrives in mail:

“Aventurine eyes sparkle gold,

Blink black fear, radiate

Survival tactics never told.

Extraordinary fate?

Noir destiny? Hype oversold?

Truth will haunt those who wait.. ”

After studying words doorman glances through accompanying photographs, stunned by their content. Each shot features lingerie-clad woman posing in suggestive manner, expression unreadable. Despite model’s heavy makeup, lack of clothing doorman immediately recognizes her as quiet, longtime resident of unit 206. Within weeks police have launched investigation into woman’s disappearance. Apartment 206, tidy and undisturbed, yields no clues. Years later neighbors still struggle with unsolved mystery. Did tenant vanish by choice or under duress? Each photo and every verse contained in now infamous package seems to offer a contrasting clue to her fate..

Also new this week:

XO Tanya

 

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Live Web Chat

Stacy Burke
C’est Moi

Greetings,

This afternoon I sat down with the incomparable Stacy Burke for a live web chat. Click here to check out our conversation and subscribe to Stacy’s YouTube channel. Stacy and I have known each other for several decades (my how time flies) and have done countless shoots together over the years. Felt a bit strange to comply with YouTube policy and keep our clothes on today 😉

Very happy to see that lots of people are helping Stacy through a tough time. As I stated during webcam conversation Stacy is handling some difficult circumstances extremely well. I admire her a lot. She is motivating me to get a better grip on my own life.. lol  Been pretty busy lately but will get caught up on post comments, editing, etc. within the next few days. Hope everyone had a pleasant Monday!

XO Tanya

 

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Bill Margold: One of a Kind

Very sad to report that porn legend/historian Bill Margold passed away last week. Click on top pic to read extremely touching remembrance from his friend Brian Sebastian. Do not yet know all circumstances but one particular detail is driving me bananas. At our last meeting (December 2015, I believe) Bill told me exactly what words he wanted on his tombstone. Desired epitaph is eluding me right now and I feel determined to recall it. I had no idea Bill would pass so suddenly or so soon. He and I met on set at one of legendary director Jim Holliday’s productions. Amongst other onscreen appearances Bill and I exchanged a few lines of dialogue in Too Many Blonde Moments (box cover above). Seem to recall that Grand Inquisitor Bill laughed quite appreciatively at a joke I cracked.

Fierce intellect, steel trap memory, warm heart are qualities I most remember in Bill. So glad I visited him in 2015 and wish I had returned again to hear more fascinating and endless anecdotes regarding California porn industry from early 1970s to present. I will miss you, Bill. Please give my regards to Jim when you see him in the Great Beyond.

XO Tanya

 

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Half-breed

Greetings,

Last night, while preparing for upcoming round of shooting, my ThinkPad T400 computer (dates back to Bush administration) froze. I have a LOT of stuff stored in that computer and spent much of today trying to fix it. Probably everyone has experienced similar frustration at one time or another. Finally I left computer on desk, headed outside, wandered to donut shop. Eager for distraction my mind floated back to great poster I saw at gas station last week (top pic.) I have literally never smoked a cigarette but for some reason that morbid image makes me want to light one up.

 

Compelling visual popped into my head as I sipped coffee: supervillainess character (kinda like Madeleine in second pic from top) ripping off signature black glove to reveal gory, festering remnants of once vibrant hand. Suitably inspired I began writing promo text for upcoming Madeline video tentatively entitled Half-breed:

 

 

In response to query gypsy utters mystifying quintilla:

 

“Behind articulated sheath
Raw, bloody fingers of death squirm,
Entwine, entangle, reconfirm
Each bullet prised from underneath
Decaying heart suffused with worm.. “

 

Madeleine replays words over and over inside mind. “Articulated sheath?” she finally says aloud. “Articulated sheath..   articulated sheath..   could that refer to..    a glove?” Again she reviews strange gypsy poem. Descended from one mortal and one superhuman parent Madeleine respects esoteric knowledge but often struggles to translate gypsy’s proclamations. Assembled search party has grown impatient with Madeleine’s confusion. “Maybe your half-breed intuition ain’t working today.” one of them says sarcastically. Pivoting sharply on high-heeled boot Madeleine announces definitively: “Fallen gunfighter has hidden silver bullets inside her black gloves. She pried shells from still-beating heart while she lay dying. Now we must locate her decomposed corpse. Those bullets are my legacy..”

 

Ooohh.. there are sooo many forbidden words in that text. Payment processors expressly prohibit distributors/producers from using words like “blood”, “bullet”, “gun”, “dying”, “corpse”, etc. when promoting adult material even if none of those elements appear in footage (which they don’t.) I will have to revise paragraphs but composing them did take my mind off computer probs today. Hope everyone is having a great Wednesday! Tomorrow I will return to answer blog comments.

 

XO Tanya

 

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Holi-glaze

Good afternoon,

Do I look a bit glazed in above pics from December 22? Aside from fake cumshot I was already feeling effects of an uncommonly festive Christmas season. Generally I do little for holidays but lately I’ve been attempting to improve my social life. Think I went a tad too far. Put it this way.. on January 1 a friend and I embarked on a 30-day stint of sobriety. Only people with overtaxed livers bother doing stuff like that. After nearly two weeks I feel great, have discovered a lot more hours in each day.

Today, while editing photos for soon-to-be-released video Holi-glaze I gazed into desktop snow globe (same one featured in Magic Janet) and came up with this promotional text for Holi-glaze:

Holi-Glaze
Transparent sphere contains lingerie-clad sylph getting doused with snow each time someone turns globe upside down. Man chuckles at novelty, reads accompanying placard:

“Month after month lone secretary dreams,
Year passes through spring, summer, liquid fall,
Soon Christmas vision shatters crystal ball.
Tis season for diabolical schemes,
Enchanted machinations, wild extremes,
Rich fantasy swirls like fast-building squall,
Yields hurricane force lust, delicious thrall
Punctuated by loud orgasmic screams.

Advancing maelstrom traces serpentine
Course over rapidly debauched terrain,
Kaboom! Splash! Landfall on pristine demesne!
Awake now, soaked like snow globe figurine,
Glazed secretary simply can’t explain
Exotic frosting from monsoon unseen.. ”

Slightly puzzled but mainly disinterested man turns from display to find collectibles dealer staring at him. “Very successful entrepreneur created snow globe, wrote magic spell in 1963.” dealer remarks. “Claimed he could seduce any female employee by placing globe on her desk.” Visitor nods politely at this questionable piece of trivia, prepares to leave store. “Sell it to you for $50. Bet you know a lovely lass whose heart you want to capture.” proprietor says with a wink. Feeling strangely obligated man buys item, presents impromptu purchase to to secretary as gag Christmas gift, promptly forgets all about it..

Looks like snow globe worked its magic on secretary:

Btw.. during shooting of Holi-glaze I told cameraman Jon White about a fellow whom I had recently met at a donut shop. Since I date so rarely (OK, never) I asked Jon for advice on whether I should text number man had given me. Jon encouraged me to do so. Shortly before New Year’s Eve man and I met for coffee. We enjoyed a nice conversation and stayed in phone contact. Throughout these days we never discussed anything of a sexual nature. On January 4 (just checked phone) he sent me a photo of his dick. In a subsequent message he bragged of his sexual prowess, suggesting that he might “ruin” me for any other man. I permitted myself one or two sarcastic responses before cutting off all contact. Have I turned into a prude? Do most women tolerate (enjoy?) unsolicited dick pics from relative strangers? Good grief. Suffice it to say that I’d rather stare into my snow globe and write sonnets than hang out with a misguided purveyor of poorly photographed penis (there was even a toilet seat in background of shot.)

Unsurprisingly, I will be staying home tonight. Plan to answer blog comments right after I complete a few updates. Hope everyone is having a great weekend 🙂

XO Tanya

 

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Slice of Cake?

Greetings,

I have blog comments to answer, scripts to read, shoots to schedule but – per 2017 New Year’s resolution – I will step away from computer at 6pm. Long ago a wise man told me: “If you have all day to do something then you will take all day to do it.” With that in mind I am now ending work days promptly at 6 to commence much-needed home repairs. Hopefully this new daily structure will make me more productive.

Today I accomplished the following:

Speaking of Tres Leches (named for a wonderful Latin cake) I finally removed shark, changed title, and came up with following text for this birthday celebration video:

Tres Leches
“Pink satin bow unwraps delicious dream,
Astonishingly succulent dessert
Swirled with thick layers of vanilla cream.

Top tier banana nearly splits at seam,
Exhibits preternatural growth spurt,
Loads nuts galore upon meringue extreme.

Ethereal lights flicker, candles gleam,
Rich icing penetrates to deep culvert
Inside enchanted birthday cake supreme..

Arriba! El tres leches misticos
Son ingredientes balísticos!”

“I.. I’m not sure I understand description for tres leches cake.” puzzled shopper says. “Perfect for birthday celebration.” proprietress responds. “Be sure to include a pink bow in presentation. I guarantee that events will unfold exactly as menu indicates.” Customer purchases mysterious delicacy, leaves pasteleria with imprecise expectations. Later that night – awash in milk and nuts with her honey – she utters silent prayer of thanks for powerful Latin aphrodisiac..

Stop by TanyaTV.com and have a slice of my Tres Leches cake! I shall return tomorrow. Hope everyone is well 🙂

XO Tanya

 

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Holiday Abundance

Greetings,

Over the weekend I returned to my mailbox for the first time since December and found a treasure trove of gifts! Huge thanks to Don, Brad, Mikey, JM, and Generous Strangers who sent books, very humorous holiday/birthday cards, clothing, Uggs, workout apparel, gift cards, moon calendar, shower curtain, and a gigantic new cat tree! My felines and I are overjoyed. Muuuaaahhhh!!!!!! In truth, I had to leave some of the boxes at the mailbox in December since I could not get a close parking spot and had no one to help me load the car. As I’ve mentioned in the past my longtime mailbox has some issues with parking restrictions.

All gifts have accompanied me home. This morning I braved rain and cold temperatures in new fleece-lined tights plus two thermal shirts during morning jog.  Now, as I type, Seduction of the Innocent lies on bedside table, Uggs are on feet, periodic table decorates shower, and cats eagerly await assembly of new tree. Thank you again to the generous souls who remembered me both on my birthday and Christmas. May your kindness revisit you a thousandfold in 2017!

XO Tanya

 

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