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February Already?

Good evening,

I am getting caught up on everything. Earlier I picked up both my venerable T400 laptop and my mail. Huge thanks to generous soul who sent the lovely pink shawl, external hard drive, and Trailheads running hat from my Wish List. Muuuaaaahhhh!!!! So grateful. You made my day. No note accompanied the gifts so I don’t know who you are but I really appreciate your thoughtfulness.

Hope to answer e-mails and post comments tonight after late dinner. Just posted following updates:

Hard to believe that February has arrived! Onward and upward – I will keep the updates coming in accordance with 2017 resolution to get my biz running like a well-oiled machine 😉  Hope everyone is having a great week so far.

XO Tanya

P.S. Want to mention that I am really enjoying Seduction of the Innocent (thanks, Brad!) each night before bed and am right now wearing Ugg Christmas slippers. Day after day I treasure the wonderful gifts I receive and really do thank my lucky stars for the generous friends in my life.

 

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Sextette

 

Good afternoon,

Just posted first gallery from Sextette at FantasyImageStore.com:

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Parcel with six lines of text arrives in mail:

“Aventurine eyes sparkle gold,

Blink black fear, radiate

Survival tactics never told.

Extraordinary fate?

Noir destiny? Hype oversold?

Truth will haunt those who wait.. ”

After studying words doorman glances through accompanying photographs, stunned by their content. Each shot features lingerie-clad woman posing in suggestive manner, expression unreadable. Despite model’s heavy makeup, lack of clothing doorman immediately recognizes her as quiet, longtime resident of unit 206. Within weeks police have launched investigation into woman’s disappearance. Apartment 206, tidy and undisturbed, yields no clues. Years later neighbors still struggle with unsolved mystery. Did tenant vanish by choice or under duress? Each photo and every verse contained in now infamous package seems to offer a contrasting clue to her fate..

Also new this week:

XO Tanya

 

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Holi-glaze

Good afternoon,

Do I look a bit glazed in above pics from December 22? Aside from fake cumshot I was already feeling effects of an uncommonly festive Christmas season. Generally I do little for holidays but lately I’ve been attempting to improve my social life. Think I went a tad too far. Put it this way.. on January 1 a friend and I embarked on a 30-day stint of sobriety. Only people with overtaxed livers bother doing stuff like that. After nearly two weeks I feel great, have discovered a lot more hours in each day.

Today, while editing photos for soon-to-be-released video Holi-glaze I gazed into desktop snow globe (same one featured in Magic Janet) and came up with this promotional text for Holi-glaze:

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Transparent sphere contains lingerie-clad sylph getting doused with snow each time someone turns globe upside down. Man chuckles at novelty, reads accompanying placard:

“Month after month lone secretary dreams,
Year passes through spring, summer, liquid fall,
Soon Christmas vision shatters crystal ball.
Tis season for diabolical schemes,
Enchanted machinations, wild extremes,
Rich fantasy swirls like fast-building squall,
Yields hurricane force lust, delicious thrall
Punctuated by loud orgasmic screams.

Advancing maelstrom traces serpentine
Course over rapidly debauched terrain,
Kaboom! Splash! Landfall on pristine demesne!
Awake now, soaked like snow globe figurine,
Glazed secretary simply can’t explain
Exotic frosting from monsoon unseen.. ”

Slightly puzzled but mainly disinterested man turns from display to find collectibles dealer staring at him. “Very successful entrepreneur created snow globe, wrote magic spell in 1963.” dealer remarks. “Claimed he could seduce any female employee by placing globe on her desk.” Visitor nods politely at this questionable piece of trivia, prepares to leave store. “Sell it to you for $50. Bet you know a lovely lass whose heart you want to capture.” proprietor says with a wink. Feeling strangely obligated man buys item, presents impromptu purchase to to secretary as gag Christmas gift, promptly forgets all about it..

Looks like snow globe worked its magic on secretary:

Btw.. during shooting of Holi-glaze I told cameraman Jon White about a fellow whom I had recently met at a donut shop. Since I date so rarely (OK, never) I asked Jon for advice on whether I should text number man had given me. Jon encouraged me to do so. Shortly before New Year’s Eve man and I met for coffee. We enjoyed a nice conversation and stayed in phone contact. Throughout these days we never discussed anything of a sexual nature. On January 4 (just checked phone) he sent me a photo of his dick. In a subsequent message he bragged of his sexual prowess, suggesting that he might “ruin” me for any other man. I permitted myself one or two sarcastic responses before cutting off all contact. Have I turned into a prude? Do most women tolerate (enjoy?) unsolicited dick pics from relative strangers? Good grief. Suffice it to say that I’d rather stare into my snow globe and write sonnets than hang out with a misguided purveyor of poorly photographed penis (there was even a toilet seat in background of shot.)

Unsurprisingly, I will be staying home tonight. Plan to answer blog comments right after I complete a few updates. Hope everyone is having a great weekend 🙂

XO Tanya

 

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Slice of Cake?

Greetings,

I have blog comments to answer, scripts to read, shoots to schedule but – per 2017 New Year’s resolution – I will step away from computer at 6pm. Long ago a wise man told me: “If you have all day to do something then you will take all day to do it.” With that in mind I am now ending work days promptly at 6 to commence much-needed home repairs. Hopefully this new daily structure will make me more productive.

Today I accomplished the following:

Speaking of Tres Leches (named for a wonderful Latin cake) I finally removed shark, changed title, and came up with following text for this birthday celebration video:

Tres Leches
“Pink satin bow unwraps delicious dream,
Astonishingly succulent dessert
Swirled with thick layers of vanilla cream.

Top tier banana nearly splits at seam,
Exhibits preternatural growth spurt,
Loads nuts galore upon meringue extreme.

Ethereal lights flicker, candles gleam,
Rich icing penetrates to deep culvert
Inside enchanted birthday cake supreme..

Arriba! El tres leches misticos
Son ingredientes balísticos!”

“I.. I’m not sure I understand description for tres leches cake.” puzzled shopper says. “Perfect for birthday celebration.” proprietress responds. “Be sure to include a pink bow in presentation. I guarantee that events will unfold exactly as menu indicates.” Customer purchases mysterious delicacy, leaves pasteleria with imprecise expectations. Later that night – awash in milk and nuts with her honey – she utters silent prayer of thanks for powerful Latin aphrodisiac..

Stop by TanyaTV.com and have a slice of my Tres Leches cake! I shall return tomorrow. Hope everyone is well 🙂

XO Tanya

 

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Once Smitten..

Good afternoon,

Getting ready to post new updates before I commence last round of shooting for 2016. Yesterday I visited Starbucks to write promo for upcoming video tentatively entitled Birthday Surprise (pics above.) Pen flew across page as images from brain flowed onto paper. Resulting passage genuinely puzzled me:

Bright fuchsia bow unwraps delicious dream,
Intoxicatingly sweet decadence
Topped with thick layers of vanilla cream..

Swirling images, creamy confection embrace sleeping businessman. Transported to pink satin sea he navigates amidst lustrous ripples, silken female legs, boisterous great white sharks.. sharks?!! Jerked awake as gigantic jawline encompasses head businessman lurches to consciousness in familiar surroundings. Vanilla bedroom sheets look staid and ordinary, nothing like wild adventure he had been experiencing. Does dream portend coming excitement? He hopes so. Later that night girlfriend calls on phone. “I’ve got a birthday surprise for you.” she purrs. “Can’t wait til you unwrap the present..”

Crowd was descending on Starbucks so I drained coffee, placed folio in purse, decided to reexamine words later. This morning I did so. Dessert imagery seemed somehow seductive (at least to me) but how had sharks swum into the scene?? Then I remembered a noteworthy album cover from the 1980s:

“Twice Shy” released by heavy metal heroes Great White in 1989

Submerged in my subconscious that image has evidently been screaming for release since 1989. Funny, I had remembered leggy ladies posing on fuchsia satin but red looks equally amazing. Think I will forever revisit heady heavy metal years of yore. Recall seeing long ago MySpace.com post from Kristal Summers in which she said the same thing.

Obviously I need to revise text for Birthday Surprise so today I will be doing that along with packing for shoots, continuing updates:

Thanks to everyone who has posted comments this week – I should have time to answer them this evening.  Hope all of you are having a great Tuesday!

XO Tanya

 

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Shocked

Local bank – October 29

Dolled up for Christmas – December 11
Shocked that holidays have arrived so quickly!

Good afternoon,

Skies have grown dark before 4pm in LA. We are expecting a much-needed rainstorm. Love, love, love the rain and have already purchased a nice bottle (well, relatively) of pinot noir. This evening I will be enjoying inclement weather, sipping wine, working on upcoming video release, Eugenia:

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Coded biographical information leaps off page:

1978
Experiment yields tortured spawn,
Unknowing soul born to despair,
Gulfed by fear since disastrous dawn.

1999
Emerged from test tube decades ere,
Neurotic female soldiers on,
Illiterate, tense, unaware.

2012
Cast out from wicked Babylon,
Alone with neither guide nor heir,
Lost dame learns sacred lexicon..

– DESTROY UPON READING –

 

Prime minister digests message, tosses telegram into fire, ponders best course of action. Paper burns to ash before he utters brief summation of circumstance:

“In the late 1970s Soviet scientists conducted unsanctioned experimentation which resulted in three chemically engineered offspring from one human parent. Shocked by success, fearful of prosecution researchers concealed progenys’ true heritage, offered them for blackmarket adoption. One of the spawn, Eugenia, grew up in America with parents who could neither understand their daughter’s psychological peculiarities nor keep pace with her fast-evolving intellect. Eugenia – emotionally illiterate due to background, unable to relate well to normal humans – began quest for divine guidance in 2012. Now, after years spent absorbing sacred lexicon of Universe she poses nearly unfathomable threat to current social structure. If we don’t stop her she will expose politburo, compromise our ability to control lives of ordinary citizens.”

Assembled dignitaries shift in seats, uncomfortably aware that one half-human has power to both reveal, destroy their heretofore unseen influence..

To force enemy into quiescence unseen cabal subjects her to electroshock stimulation .. (custom video sponsored by Johan, frequent comment contributor on these pages)

Naturally, captive demonstrates tremendous resistance to nefarious plan 😉 Will post more pics as I keep editing. Hope everyone is having a great week!

XO Tanya

 

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180 Degrees

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Good morning,

I greet you as sun sets over Pacific Ocean. Big thanks to all of you who remembered my birthday. Your e-mails and messages warmed my heart. Yesterday I did something different for my birthday: went to a home loan modification  workshop in Riverside County, a 2-hour drive on surface streets from where I live. Twisting through canyon roads, passing thousands of heads of livestock I motored toward Wind of the Spirit Church, the venue which was hosting the event. Upon arrival a woman asked for name of my lender, looked momentarily nonplussed when I stated it, and then told me to sign a sheet marked by only five other people. Another woman handed me a number, directed me to a busy area where I could wait until lender called me.

Attendees occupied designated spaces devoted to Bank of America, Wells Fargo, Chase, Citibank, etc. Clutching numeral “6” I sat by myself in the empty section assigned to my lender. Most companies had individuals overflowing from their chairs but I had several rows completely to myself so I settled in one and placed bags in another.  Like most women present I carried purse plus additional tote bag filled with documents.

In the next room Bank of America representatives wore matching red garments, another lender wore black, tray after tray of coffee circulated, documents changed hands, and people stayed in perpetual motion even while seated. When my number got called someone lead me past a team in grey blazers, through another team in dark green, into the midst of twenty more animated conversations, and finally to a location directly in front of church pulpit where one individual sat all by himself with no coffee, no paperwork, and a big smile. I shook his hand.

After finding pertinent loan information on his computer he asked how he could help me. “I’m hoping to consolidate the first and second trust deeds on my condo.” I told him. “Can’t do it.” he said. “We’re not a lender.” I smiled, he smiled, silence. “What are you?” I inquired after a moment, unable to come up with a better question. “We are a servicer.” he explained, supplementing his answer with a list of services which his employer did provide. “The holder of the second trust deed directed me to talk to you guys.” I told him. “According to them only your company can enable me to consolidate the loans. Are you saying that I have no chance of combining them?” He nodded affirmatively.

Conversation improved from there. Basically, he told me what I need to do without really coming out and saying it. I gained valuable insight and feel glad that I spent my birthday on this mission. As mentioned in previous posts I have been experiencing some financial issues and am trying to approach them proactively, even though I usually cringe when I hear that word.

At the event people in the waiting area had been carrying on quiet conversations, often wishing one another luck when number holders got called onto the main floor. I rarely find myself amongst kindred spirits – if anything, I have been feeling totally out of touch with most of society – but yesterday I fit right in. Despite presumable hardships (why else would you attend a loan modification workshop?) no one behaved brusquely, raised a voice, or had any need to call attention to him or herself. In Southern California, megalopolis built around clamorous entertainment industry, this qualifies as unusual.

Money issues have humbled me, made me more sensitive to my fellow man, and much more appreciative of blessings in my life. I used to fixate on acquiring more, more, more material “gains” but now I try to maintain a happy, harmonious home and help others whenever I can. Priorities have changed, flipped 180 degrees. I reflected on all this as I sat in the church yesterday, pondering loan modifications and yet another passing birthday. Very glad that I went.

By the way, everything seems to indicate that my mysterious non-lender qualifies as a foreclosure mill. They acquired my loan back in 2012 when I was dealing with a bad tenant, facing the very beginnings of health issues, and falling behind on mortgage payments. Even though I’m stuck with non-lender for now I feel a new sense of equanimity. Like Jeff Lebowski I shall abide – no point in sweating issues beyond my control 😉

Thanks again for all the birthday wishes. Hadn’t intended to type this long but yesterday seemed rather profound, mainly because I realize how much I have changed. Anyways, back to important stuff:

  •  Pics above come from Underground Violence gallery (starring Fightbabe Robin vs. myself) just uploaded to FantasyImageStore.com
  • Onyx Castle is now playing inside Diamond Club Members’ Area with another new selection coming tomorrow
  • Lip is healing slowly but surely. Should be able to start shooting customs within a week, I hope. Huge thanks to my custom video collectors who are waiting so patiently!

Hope everyone had a great weekend!

XO Tanya

P.S. Do I look a little dazed in photo below? You would too if you went ten rounds with Fightbabe Robin..

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Jumble

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Good evening,

Looks like milf extraordinaire Mrs. Hamilton is grabbing throttle of a speedboat as she powers through pristine ocean waters. Actually, she has taken a far different type of excursion:

Red Neon Fury

Tanya Hamilton scrutinizes every aspect of Highway 6 landscape while restless mind narrates third person travelogue:

“Haunted highway, lonely truck stop,
Asphalt flanked by agriculture,
U-shaped burger joint with car hop.

Nighttime driver smokes red sulphur,
Traces path of circling vulture,
Enters twilight zone gone viral,
Donuts into endless SPIRAL…… !!!

Car spins wildly out of control, scarring pavement with black circles before landing in ditch next to donut shop. Shaken, Mrs. Hamilton adjusts chignon, climbs from vehicle. Shop proprietor offers sympathetic greeting, steaming cup of joe. “Must’ve nodded off there..” he says. “Happens all the time on this forsaken highway.”

Slipping into plastic yellow booth grateful traveler watches red neon sign letters illuminate themselves one by one to spell out “HOOTERS DONUT”. First “T” in sequence flickers spasmodically, as if wiring or bulbs cannot function much longer in present condition. Reflecting on recent activities Mrs. Hamilton feels similarly discombobulated. How had she succumbed to sexual advances of 18-year-old family friend?? Despite impromptu road trip homemaker cannot escape memories. “No one will ever know about affair.” she tries to reassure self. “And it doesn’t count as lying if no one ever asks me about it.” Nervously she twists wedding ring on finger, stares out window into moonless night.

Like tiles in cosmic game of Jumble flickering neon letters suddenly exchange positions to form new message: “DO UNTO OTHERS”. Scorched by red neon fury Christian housewife nearly loses consciousness for third time in less than a week..

Will Mrs. Hamilton ever reassemble what remains of her jumbled conscience? Probably not. Check out the good time she had in Red Neon Fury.

How does that scheming housewife sleep at night?

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🙂

XO Tanya

 

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High Roller

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With Sharon Mitchell in Hollywood circa 2005

Greetings,

Almost deleted my last post because I felt embarrassed that I was ranting about a cyst on my lip. Then I decided to leave the words intact because they reflect a dilemma faced by so many Americans right now: trying to stay healthy while avoiding the doctor. As mentioned previously I’ve had three surgeries in less than three years. Although I have insurance it did not cover all my medical bills, not even close. I prepaid for breast surgery but still received more bills afterward. Even though my insurance company approved foot surgery they later declined to cover all of the charges associated with the procedure. Have you ever tried to battle an insurance company? Don’t even bother. I had eye surgery at a county facility after a private physician ushered me out of his office. He did not want to deal with a patient who had a $5500 deductible on her insurance policy and I don’t really blame him. Ironically, I am still paying off his bill for the initial consultation. If he remembers me at all he must feel very relieved that he did not perform surgery on me.

Prior to eye surgery at county hospital a staff member called to confirm my appointment with the anesthesiologist. During the phone call the staff member chastised me for using county services without having established a payment plan. Can’t recall exactly how he phrased his accusation but the words stung. “But I provided my insurance information when I checked out of the emergency room.” I told him. He muttered something in return and we ended the call.

That particular conversation left me with a sensation that still lingers today: sometimes I just feel like a failure. In my twenties I wasted a lot of money but in my thirties I started getting serious. Two photos above show me at adult industry conventions which occurred years apart in different cities. Yes, I wanted to look nice but I wasn’t out spending big money on clothes. In fact, I was recycling wardrobe and preparing for the future – or so I thought..

This morning I woke at 4am to move my car from a street cleaning zone. I like to get up early and, honestly, don’t want to pay $80 a month to park in one of the nearby corporate lots. My trusty steed, now 13 years old, gleamed in the moonlight. For the thousandth time I looked at my car and thought: “Paying you off was one of the smartest things I ever dd.”

To sum all this up: I am doing the very best I can. Like so many other people I work hard but find that health care costs often exceed my resources. One way or another way I will deal with the cyst on my lip. Dr. Google says that mucous cysts usually resolve within a week or two. I will give it a week and visit a real MD if I don’t see any healing progress. Big thanks to my custom video collectors who have shown such patience. I am really looking forward to shooting your videos and appreciate your kind spirits more than I can say.

XO Tanya

P.S. I received notice that my health insurance policy with $5500 deductible will increase 33% in price next year if I want to keep it. They also sent me a thick booklet of the changes in benefits I will receive since policy will be downgraded to an “epo” from a “ppo”. Good grief, sometimes you almost have to laugh. Onward and upward – I’m young, healthy, and strong and I shall carry on.

 

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Red Hot Hypodermic

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Good evening,

I allowed myself to get a bit frustrated today over something really stupid. Things haven’t felt “normal” (whatever that may be) for quite a while. Recently I fell ill for several long weeks with fever, aches, and golf ball-sized lymph nodes in my right groin. After three surgeries in less than three years I really want to avoid any more medical bills so I consulted Dr. Google rather than visiting an MD. All my symptoms, including long length of illness, fit the description of toxoplasmosis. Humans can contract this disease from infected cats and, in fact, I had been fostering kittens with parasites throughout their neutering/vaccinating/deworming process.

In the past week my lymph nodes have finally begun shrinking back to normal size and I feel great. Shortly before Thanksgiving I bit the outside of my lower lip. I briefly cursed my stupidity and forgot about it. Then, days later, a prominent blister appeared. Dismayed, and unhappy about prospect of delaying upcoming shoots, I told myself: “It will go away soon.” Hopefully it will indeed vanish but today, upon sighting it in the mirror once again, I turned aggro, throwing a childlike hissy fit in the privacy of my home where no other humans (thank goodness) could see my embarrassing, self-indulgent histrionics.

Don’t know why I’m admitting any of this but situation has struck a nerve because I’m already juggling so many medical bills. Dr. Google tells me that I probably caused a mucous cyst when I bit my lip. It should resolve naturally but in some cases a doctor does have to remove a mucous cyst. Honestly, I tried to pop it with a sterilized needle but that didn’t work because it’s not a blister. Now I wonder if I caused myself worse problems. Anyways, I will stop acting like a baby. Maybe I will take up smoking like that broad in the top pic – she looks nice and relaxed.

Sorry for my rant. It did feel therapeutic. I should spend my hours helping others and counting blessings rather than whining about minutiae. If you are reading this post you may later discover that words have mysteriously vanished 🙂

Onward and upward.. aside from misguided antics with a sterilized needle I have accomplished a few things:

Will return to answer post comments in an hour or two. Hope everyone is having a pleasant Monday!

XO Tanya

 

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Black Swan

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(Pics above from Madeleine’s Mark)

Good afternoon,

I have pulled myself from bed after brief illness. Made a few lifestyle changes recently but want to see how they work out before I discuss them. Think alterations have shocked my body. Lymph nodes in left groin have exploded to sizes never seen. Last night I sweated with fever, gobbled ibuprofen for body aches. Do I have the flu or am I reacting to recent events? Not yet sure but I did have some trippy dreams. One of them featured a black swan nesting within my kitchen (or pantry?) light fixture. Even inside dream I reacted to black swan by staring fixedly and thinking: “Wow, that really is a black swan.”

During 2016 I have started listening almost exclusively to alternative media on YouTube for economic, political news because in this day and age mainstream radio primarily transmits propaganda. Alternative media makes frequent mention of potential black swan events which will adversely effect economy. I had never gazed upon a black swan til one surfaced in my dream last night. In honor of the omen (and sometimes omens do presage good things) I am putting Black Swan starring Goldie Blair and myself on sale for $11.99 (normally $22.99.)

While wracked with fever, body aches over past two nights I also rewrote some text:

Madeleine’s Mark

Legend of Madeleine’s Mark:

Moon beams as banished infidel,
Advancing soul from parts unknown,
Divinely guided but alone,
Encounters ravaged citadel.

Lost fortress strewn with mortar shell,
Excruciated human bone,
Irreverently toppled stone
Now offers up forbidden spell.

Ensconced in devastated site,
Submerged beneath dark, layered loam
Masked vagrant finds forgotten tome.

Alchemical book brightens light,
Rich gold explodes from honeycomb,
Kaboom! Deposed queen has come home!

After banishment from corrupt oligarchy Madeleine had wandered for years, stumbled upon remains of toppled fortress. Search of rubble lead to discovery of ancient tome containing alchemical secrets. Now possessing ability to create golden bullets – magic projectiles which will transfix enemies into quiescence – Madeleine prepares to leave indelible mark on society which had rejected her so long ago..

Previously I had released above video under title “Through the Looking Glass” but I had strange compulsion to redo text and change title to Madeleine’s Mark. I just added Madeleine’s Mark to my Clips4Sale store for the first time.

Hope everyone is having a nice weekend. I’m trying to rest up because I have a lot of shoots next week and want to be 100% healthy.

XO Tanya

 

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