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Batterram

Collecting Urban Legends

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Ever get a song stuck in your head? You try to shake it but it plays for days on end. Last week I was chatting with a longtime resident of my neighborhood. Can’t remember what lead up to it but he gestured towards sparkling ocean, bobbing sailboats and said: “I was living here a long time before it became a tourist attraction. Do you remember how this looked in the 80s?” He launched into a parable featuring crack cocaine, rogue cops, Ronald Reagan’s War on Drugs. “The po-lice used to smash battering rams straight into dopehouses.” he reminisced. “They didn’t care who was in there – families, babies, whatever – they just smashed in before anyone could flush the drugs.” I listened with rapt attention, not entirely sure if he was exaggerating for effect or perhaps citing one or two isolated occurrences. He noticed my uncertainty. “Remember Batterram?” he asked. I didn’t think so. “You don’t remember Batterram?” he said with surprise. “C’mon.. ” he tried again. “Batterram!” As a last resort he pulled out his phone and played this video. Immediately engrossed I watched the entire presentation without speaking. Ever since then I hear Batterram in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening, and in conjunction with any long, tubular object that crosses my field of vision (that happens a lot):

Batterram from “Milfettante”
Batterram from “Barbie Loves Black Cock”
Batterram from soon-to-be-released “Ghostbusted”

OK, I’m joking around a bit with the photos (have to include some nudie pics) but Batterram the song has staying power. Lol.. you’ll be singing it at your office if you watch this oddly compelling proto-music video.

Going to bed now but will return very soon to answer post comments. Sorry I have fallen behind on that – I do enjoy reading your thoughts. In the meantime I have put Land of Cameron on sale for $19.99 (normally $34.99) and added both Return to Sparta starring Ariel X vs. myself and Story of Now to my Diamond Club Members’ Area. Hope everyone is having a great week!

XO Tanya

 

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Racked and Rolled

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As you might expect I spend most of my days gazing upon either naked women or their images whilst editing photos. Above shots from Elite Blonde Corps struck me as noteworthy this afternoon. I include top image because I still marvel at the magnitude of my former rack. Ariel X’s stunning midsection speaks for itself (second pic from top.) Prior to this shoot I seem to recall falling asleep on the beach with a book on my stomach – hence the peculiar tan lines (third pic from top.) Not much I can say about the bottom three shots other than that I got rolled by the best 😉

XO Tanya

 

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Cans of Yore

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Good evening,

Whilst editing photos for FantasyImageStore.com I had to pause and marvel at the truly immense size of my former breasts. Not long after shooting Elite Blonde Corps (above pics) with Ariel X I underwent breast reduction surgery. Amazing now to look at those cans and recall how many decades (2) that I navigated through society with them. I feel great with a smaller chest but I still admire huge racks. Recently I have noticed a pleasing resurgence of XXX actresses who look a bit reminiscent of 1990s-era, big-boobed starlets.  Remember the feature dancers who sported names like Wendy Whoppers, Niki Knockers, Marilyn Melons, Holly Body, Letha Weapons, Maxi Mounds, Deena Duos, Donita Dunes (truly outrageous Scene 4), Savannah Staxx (Scene 7), Whitney Wonders, etc? Wonder if that trend will ever resurface..

XO Tanya

 

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Return to Sparta

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Return to Sparta

Their mentor teaches superior technique and requires that his athletes adhere to a spartan code of living. His brutal coaching tactics launch the fight careers of Ariel X and Tanya Danielle. Eventually Tanya drifts away from the old gym. Eager to test her skills on the underground fight circuit she travels from the jungles of Thailand to the favelas of Brazil and into the Siberian tundra. Her rock solid base, instilled by years of rigorous training in a disciplined environment, enable her to easily defeat more frivolous contemporaries. Years pass and her enthusiasm for the sport diminishes. Several humiliating losses prompt thoughts of retirement and then a vow to return to her roots. Without warning she revisits the bare bones ring that she once called home. Memories cascade like rainfall as she leans against a leather turnbuckle and closes her eyes. A voice slices into the reverie. “Well, look who’s back.” Ariel calls out. The two women greet each other, uncertain how to dismiss or discuss the circumstances which had scarred their last meeting. Ariel compliments Tanya on her tight, toned physique. “Turn around so I can take a look at you.” Ariel requests. Tanya stupidly complies and Ariel locks her in a painful, back-wrenching half nelson..

Download Return to Sparta at TanyaTV.com. Photos available at FantasyImageStore.com.

 

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Out of the Corner

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I will be wrestling Melissa Jacobs (top pic) this weekend and was just looking over the script. The 5th round starts with these words: “Tanya is standing in her corner, her attitude and facial expression is
a mixture of anger, despair  and disbelief.” Lol.. I’ve spent a lot of time in that corner over the course of the past year and I will be able to play my role with genuine conviction. Everything is going very well now but, as I’ve mentioned on this blog, I very recently have dealt with two surgeries, a foreclosure situation, and major website disruptions. As I rebuild everything I feel very grateful for all the support I have received from friends, fans, and readers. Thank you! Muuuuaaahhhh!!!!

XO Tanya

P.S. Bottom pic shows Ariel X inflicting distress upon me during the nadir of my woes in 2013. I’ve never met Melissa before so I don’t yet have any photos of us wrestling.

 

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Catfight Question

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Hello,

Usually I am very decisive and opinionated, especially in matters pertaining to money. Over the course of the past year, however, I have been playing an odd game of mental ping pong in my head regarding one particular matter. I often shoot wrestling matches with STJ. Every time I go there STJ always offers the opportunity of doing an extra, unscripted, lower-paying match which takes 15 minutes. He shoots these for a company based in Europe. The reason I have agreed to do these matches in the past is because they take literally, exactly 15 minutes.  Standard matches pay more but take much longer to shoot (sometimes well over an hour, sometimes even two hours) because they have specific moves, holds, camera angles, etc.  I only do the lower-paying matches when I am already at STJ’s ring for a different shoot so I tend to think: “I’m already here. What’s 15 minutes out of my life for some extra money?”

Recently I have noticed a growing sentiment against the company which offers the lower-paying 15-minute matches. Obviously every model is entitled to decide for herself whether she feels like taking the opportunity or not. In the past year I would say that 50% agree to it and 50% do not. I’m inclined to believe that it doesn’t really matter either way but an increasing number of models feel that taking matches from the lower-paying company is harmful to the collective good of the catfight/wrestling industry. Since I have a number of highly intelligent, insightful readers here I would like to welcome your comments on this subject. I am eager to hear your opinions.

XO Tanya

P.S. Pics above are of Ariel X and me from an August 2013 shoot. Wow! I just clicked over to Ariel’s site and she looks like she has been doing a lot of training.

 

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