Valentine’s Day 2016 continued this weekend when I drove to Venice and picked up my mail. Thank you soooo much, Don and Mikey, for the lovely gifts! You each have delighted me once again with your thoughtfulness and generosity. May good karma revisit you quickly, copiously, and unexpectedly. Muuuaaahhhh!!! Don, I will have you know that your pictogram portrait of a smiling cat warrants its own cartoon series >^..^<
An item of a rather different nature also arrived at my mailbox. Evidently a fellow postal center customer is facing felony charges after an altercation with parking lot security. He sent a mass mailing to all box holders requesting testimony from anyone else who had endured a run-in with security staff. I e-mailed his attorney with my account of an odd episode which occurred in 2014:
.. I am writing in reference to Case # XXXXXXX. Yesterday I received a letter from “Mr. X”, fellow tenant at Marina Postal Center, 2554 Lincoln Blvd., Venice, CA 90291 where I have received my mail for the past twenty years. In his correspondence Mr. X requested that anyone who had experienced problems with security personnel working near Marina Postal Center premises in 2014 please contact you. In that same year I had visited a local business and then walked across the street to get my mail at Marina Postal Center. A man began bellowing at me as I passed through the parking lot behind the postal center. Confused as to why anyone would address me in such a disrespectful manner I simply kept walking. The man stepped into my path, several inches from my face, and refused to allow me to pass. He asked if I knew why he was stopping me. I had no idea. He ordered me to remove my car from the parking lot and informed me that he would have it towed away if I refused. Since I had arrived on foot I stared at him in disbelief, told him to go right ahead, and then stepped around him to continue into the postal center. I would describe the security guard as a large, muscular, dark-skinned black man, probably near 6 feet in height. Sorry I did not write sooner but I only pick up my mail 2-3 times a month and saw Mr. X’s letter for the first time yesterday evening. Please feel free to contact me if can provide any help.
Although my story seems kind of underwhelming I decided to alert X’s attorney because security man really had a screw loose. On the day he confronted me I recall thinking: “This guy is going to end up in a lawsuit with someone.” Later I learned that he had threatened to taser another customer’s dog. After sending above e-mail I resumed work on upcoming release Brutal Jamal, an interracial milfsploitation fantasy starring none other than morally challenged Mrs. Hamilton. Someone would have needed to cue the porn music if Mrs. Hamilton had encountered that same security guard:
Lol.. no, life does not imitate art. I would not have given that guard the time of day, let alone a blowjob.
Anyways, going to try and post Brutal Jamal before I go to bed tonight. Will return in morning to answer post comments. Hope everyone is having a great weekend!
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