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Investigative Reporting

Greetings,

Reporter Ralph Axe is having flashbacks from his research..

NO MERCY

After a year spent covering LA’s underground fight scene reporter Ralph Axe still ponders moral complexities associated with such a violent, unsanctioned sport. Ralph glances at last night’s notes from an event featuring hometown favorite Tanya Danielle vs. Cajun sensation Prinzzess Felicity Jade:

“Crazed eyes evaluate distress,

Assess degree of injury,

Jeer with exaggerated zest,

Until foe rises gingerly,

New vigor swelling in her chest.”

Honestly, Ralph can’t remember which combatant had first dominated the match. Alternating beatdowns, flurried exchanges, several near KOs had driven the crowd into a roaring, cheering frenzy for thirty minutes straight. Now, just moments before sunrise, Ralph takes a long pull of whiskey before simply placing his aching head atop a well-worn Daily Bugle desk. Only one thing seems certain: more than one cranium will pound with regret in the morning.

 

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XO Tanya

 

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No Mercy

Who is that scantily clad assailant using her muscular legs to crush me like a vise??

Funny thing, after taking the long Labor Day holiday weekend to recover I began thinking of  my stunning attacker as “the crazy-eyed Cajun”:

Yep, that is one Prinzzess Felicity Jade chewing on my breast. Always lovely, she has somehow begun to remind me of Kim Basinger’s Cajun character in the classic (at least to me) movie No Mercy. Join my OnlyFans.com Twitter feed to see more pics from last week’s match featuring Prinzzess vs. me!

XO Tanya

 

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Ego-tripped Bitch

EGO-TRIPPED BITCH

“They look at me
As if I’m a
Spectre rising,
Terrifying,
Ego-tripped bitch
Straight from the crypt.”

Who is this broad resuscitated from a centuries-old graveyard? Join my OnlyFans.com Twitter feed to watch exclusive, new video Ego-tripped Bitch now.

XO Tanya

 

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Tool Time

A recent excerpt from Tanya’s OnlyFans.com Twitter feed:

 

“3/11/16 – And what will I do with my first day off in what feels like a long time? Perhaps I will address the aftermath of an episode which occurred two weeks ago. Several Saturdays ago I returned home to find my front door barricaded shut from the inside. At first it seemed like a fluke, some strange folly of circumstance caused by a dropped item wedged in the door frame. I shook the door by the knob, certain I could dislodge the obstruction but soon it became apparent that I couldn’t. My unit boasts a so-called “fire door” installed in the 1920s. It fits nearly flush with the floor and has remarkable thickness, designed to burn very, very slowly in case of a fire. Soon I was throwing my whole body weight against the door to no avail. Remember this famous scene? Like Jack’s efforts it seemed like my own were playing over and over on an endless loop with no progress whatsoever. I called out to my cats who remained silent. Weirdly I had just been working on a text description for upcoming video The Watcher in which a stalker pens a cryptic note to milf target Mrs. Hamilton. Here were some of the words in my notebook:

“Only reason that I am holding back,
Priming for the moment, feeding on lack,
Is because I relish sweet perfection,
Need to execute flawless attack,
Earn eternal right to your affection.. “

“Golden sunlight fades to ochre halo,
Over distant hills dark villain lays low,
Even in harsh isolation he knows:
Rich surprises reward those who play slow.”

“Golden sunlight fades to ochre halo,
Over distant hills dark villain lays low,
All alone and forgotten.. he still knows:
Lady luck rewards those who play slow.”

When my front door would not yield I really started to wonder if some psycho had against all odds holed up inside my place..  (click for more)”

 

 

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The Watcher

The Watcher

Peculiar note appears on back doorstep of Hamilton residence:

“Only reason that I am holding back,
Priming for the moment, feeding on lack,
Is because I relish sweet perfection,
Need to execute flawless attack,
Earn eternal right to your affection.”
– The Watcher

Just awakened from nap in the sunlight Mrs. Hamilton crumples paper in her hand, presumes that it must have blown into her yard from neighbor’s property. Several blocks away, atop the tallest of three neighborhood hills, Jamal Jackson watches housewife through high-powered telescope. He knows that he should not have left Mrs. Hamilton a note but he could not resist establishing contact, especially after seeing her brand new red and white bikini. Soon Jamal will make his longstanding affection known, leaving no room for denial..

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(More pics at Tanya’s Twitter feed.)

Buxom Neighbor

Tanya stars as buxom neighbor in “Satan’s Fire”

Handwritten placard accompanies vial of combustible powder:

Satan’s Fire

Magnificent sensations surge,

Extreme emotion conquers ire,

Reluctance morphs to wild desire,

Gargantuan, unquestioned urge,

Elicited by Satan’s fire.

A bit hesitantly shopper inquires: “Is this.. an aphrodisiac powder?” Apothecary nods affirmatively, sells dose of substance for $750, cautions buyer to use  it wisely.

Wisely? What unmarried man uses potent aphrodisiac powder wisely? With hands in ten and two o’clock positions buyer drives slowly home, hoping against hope that he will soon expose buxom neighbor to a great deal more than just his new purchase..

Tanya Danielle stars as buxom neighbor in Satan’s Fire, a POV seduction fantasy featuring astonished prey, double image in mirror, magic dust, entrancement, overpowering lust, striptease, full nudity, indecent proposal.

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Weekend in Vegas

(See more photos from Gilt City at Tanya’s Twitter feed.)

 

Gilt City

Alone in Las Vegas Mrs. Hamilton gazes at singular white orchid, only life stirring within garish bridal suite. View from 38th floor showcases long row of hotels, each offering slight variation on same neon/gilt motif. Drained and demoralized, Mrs. Hamilton tries to unlatch window, finds it bolted shut. Mysterious green bug saunters toward orchid as if mocking housewife’s sensibilities. “How did that insect gain entry when I can’t even open a window?” she cries aloud before pulling out leather-bound journal. Tears flow as ballpoint pen races across page:

 

My Weekend in Vegas

Creeping, crawling, calculating aphid

Instigates attack on blooming beauty,

Turns once pristine orchid into sordid

Yellow husk, systemically empty.

 

Brief journal entry reflects internal strife without providing incriminating evidence should anyone ever read it. Long weekend partying with 18-year-old lover has left Mrs. Hamilton feeling withered. Can she really justify risking marriage, social standing, reputation for fresh, young pussy? After several long, moments of tortured consideration homemaker’s mouth curves upward into a wicked smile..

Now we shall turn back the clock – download Gilt City to join Mrs. Hamilton on the very day she plans this fateful trip to Las Vegas, the day which changed her life.

Tanya Danielle stars as Mrs. Hamilton in Gilt City, a milfsploitation fantasy featuring older woman/younger woman theme, phone sex, finger fucking, anal masturbation, rollicking orgasm.

 

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Ides of Perfection

Ides of Perfection

Greetings,

I have been posting numerous photos from Ides of Perfection starring Prinzzess Felicity Jade vs. myself (above) throughout January at my OnlyFans Twitter feed.

IDES OF PERFECTION

Attempts to psychoanalyze disturbing February 13 incident tax police sergeant’s brain. Yet again he scrutinizes handwritten note found at one combatant’s home:

“Icy blonde perfection,
Dark degeneracy,
Every sense in me
Shocked beyond redemption.”

Guilt and obsession saturate words but cop doesn’t know if Tanya Danielle penned note before or after her stunning melee with Prinzzess Felicity Jade. Has a crime been committed? Thus far no one can agree whether sexual component of wrestling match had happened spontaneously or resulted from premeditation. Once more cop pops DVD into player, labors to decide what charges, if any, Tanya Danielle should face.

Join Officer Smedley in viewing the footage which has scandalized an entire metropolitan police force..

I will probably release the video in mid-February, just in time for both the Ides of February and Valentine’s Day 😉

XO Tanya

 

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Holiday Unwind

Greetings,

After my traditional stay-at-home New Year’s Eve I waaay overdid it on New Year’s Day.  Even 12 hours of sleep haven’t restored me to normal. Time to say goodbye to the holidays. Check out my OnlyFans Twitter feed to discuss plans for the new year and see daily photo and video updates for just $9.99 a month!

XO Tanya

 

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Free Memberships!

Greetings,

So much has happened.. my twin sister (above) passed away and I’ve been trying to make peace with it all. Just kidding. I have been unearthing a lot of long unseen images and videos though. As many of you have already noticed I am spending most of my time at OnlyFans.com/TanyaDanielle. This weekend I’d like to offer free trial memberships to anyone who signs up for an OnlyFans account using this link. Once you have signed up send your OnlyFans.com username to Jay at webmaster@tanyadanielle.com and he will grant you a week of access to the new feed.

Hope to see you there!

XO Tanya

 

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Caffeine Supreme

Door locked: no coffee, no donuts, no respite for road-weary travelers..

Greetings,

I have been subsisting on coffee. Somewhere on the cusp of Orange and Los Angeles Counties I pulled into a donut shop driveway only to find above sign taped to window (top pic.) You can see my reaction in second pic. Lately I’ve been throwing a few too many internal tantrums – think I hide it pretty well but I’ve had a number of “moments” in recent days, probably due to not sleeping quite enough. Thankfully, my friend Phil sent me this video today. It definitely improved my afternoon. Thanks, Phil!

This coming week looks very busy but I have prepared updates:

I do have lots of new material that I will post soon. Sorry I have fallen behind on blog comments – will catch up this week. Hope everyone is doing well on this Halloween eve!

XO Tanya

P.S. As I type these words workers at a nearby hotel are decorating a gigantic Christmas tree on the top floor of their parking garage. It’s not even November yet..

 

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Supernatural

Love this street art. Think artist is Bud Snow.
Pic from “Ghostbusted”, exclusive new video at DeviantDownloads.com.

Good morning,

Supernatural elements invaded my bedroom last night, unleashing a gigantic, red snake which slithered up my..

Just kidding, wish I could relate an exciting story about recent events but I live in a studio and don’t even have a bedroom 😉  Second pic from top comes from newly released Ghostbusted. In this paranormal adventure I explore a haunted old house still inhabited by a ruthless madam known as “Grandma” Evelyn Snipe:

Ghostbusted

Huge cabbage roses cover walls,

Antique embroidery decks halls,

Upstairs in Grandma’s secret room

Noir pit of decadence does loom,

Taboo boudoir amidst lace shawls.

Just put Ghostbusted on sale for $16.99 (normally $35.99) through October 1. Also added:

Hope everyone had a great weekend!

XO Tanya

 

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