Ever get a song stuck in your head? You try to shake it but it plays for days on end. Last week I was chatting with a longtime resident of my neighborhood. Can’t remember what lead up to it but he gestured towards sparkling ocean, bobbing sailboats and said: “I was living here a long time before it became a tourist attraction. Do you remember how this looked in the 80s?” He launched into a parable featuring crack cocaine, rogue cops, Ronald Reagan’s War on Drugs. “The po-lice used to smash battering rams straight into dopehouses.” he reminisced. “They didn’t care who was in there – families, babies, whatever – they just smashed in before anyone could flush the drugs.” I listened with rapt attention, not entirely sure if he was exaggerating for effect or perhaps citing one or two isolated occurrences. He noticed my uncertainty. “Remember Batterram?” he asked. I didn’t think so. “You don’t remember Batterram?” he said with surprise. “C’mon.. ” he tried again. “Batterram!” As a last resort he pulled out his phone and played this video. Immediately engrossed I watched the entire presentation without speaking. Ever since then I hear Batterram in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening, and in conjunction with any long, tubular object that crosses my field of vision (that happens a lot):
OK, I’m joking around a bit with the photos (have to include some nudie pics) but Batterram the song has staying power. Lol.. you’ll be singing it at your office if you watch this oddly compelling proto-music video.
Going to bed now but will return very soon to answer post comments. Sorry I have fallen behind on that – I do enjoy reading your thoughts. In the meantime I have put Land of Cameron on sale for $19.99 (normally $34.99) and added both Return to Sparta starring Ariel X vs. myself and Story of Now to my Diamond Club Members’ Area. Hope everyone is having a great week!
Happy Groundhog Day! Photo above has nothing to do with Groundhog Day but I always try to post a nudie pic 😉 Earlier I wore new Trailhead running hat for morning jog and I looooove it. Thank you so much, Kind Stranger! I already put another on my Wish List so I won’t need to wash the new one after each workout. Surprises me that I did not discover these years ago. During my featuring dance days I jogged outdoors in Quebec City, Cleveland, Toronto, Pittsburgh, et al. winters with no head coverings that I can recall. Lol.. was I tougher back then?
Just want to say that I have answered some recent post comments but won’t have time to respond to the rest til tonight or tomorrow. Don’t want anyone to think their messages are ignored because I value all of them. Today I am celebrating Groundhog Day with friends. This will suffice as early Super Bowl revelry since I’m probably going to take Atlanta +3 and stay home on Sunday. Happy to report that I have exceeded 30 days of intended sobriety and will be jumping off the wagon with Punxsutawney Phil in about an hour. As I dive into vodka please enjoy the new updates at my sites:
After studying words doorman glances through accompanying photographs, stunned by their content. Each shot features lingerie-clad woman posing in suggestive manner, expression unreadable. Despite model’s heavy makeup, lack of clothing doorman immediately recognizes her as quiet, longtime resident of unit 206. Within weeks police have launched investigation into woman’s disappearance. Apartment 206, tidy and undisturbed, yields no clues. Years later neighbors still struggle with unsolved mystery. Did tenant vanish by choice or under duress? Each photo and every verse contained in now infamous package seems to offer a contrasting clue to her fate..
Also new this week:
Video Deal of the Week is Secrets of Isis 1 – on sale for just $10.99 (normally $20.99)
I allowed myself to get a bit frustrated today over something really stupid. Things haven’t felt “normal” (whatever that may be) for quite a while. Recently I fell ill for several long weeks with fever, aches, and golf ball-sized lymph nodes in my right groin. After three surgeries in less than three years I really want to avoid any more medical bills so I consulted Dr. Google rather than visiting an MD. All my symptoms, including long length of illness, fit the description of toxoplasmosis. Humans can contract this disease from infected cats and, in fact, I had been fostering kittens with parasites throughout their neutering/vaccinating/deworming process.
In the past week my lymph nodes have finally begun shrinking back to normal size and I feel great. Shortly before Thanksgiving I bit the outside of my lower lip. I briefly cursed my stupidity and forgot about it. Then, days later, a prominent blister appeared. Dismayed, and unhappy about prospect of delaying upcoming shoots, I told myself: “It will go away soon.” Hopefully it will indeed vanish but today, upon sighting it in the mirror once again, I turned aggro, throwing a childlike hissy fit in the privacy of my home where no other humans (thank goodness) could see my embarrassing, self-indulgent histrionics.
Don’t know why I’m admitting any of this but situation has struck a nerve because I’m already juggling so many medical bills. Dr. Google tells me that I probably caused a mucous cyst when I bit my lip. It should resolve naturally but in some cases a doctor does have to remove a mucous cyst. Honestly, I tried to pop it with a sterilized needle but that didn’t work because it’s not a blister. Now I wonder if I caused myself worse problems. Anyways, I will stop acting like a baby. Maybe I will take up smoking like that broad in the top pic – she looks nice and relaxed.
Sorry for my rant. It did feel therapeutic. I should spend my hours helping others and counting blessings rather than whining about minutiae. If you are reading this post you may later discover that words have mysteriously vanished 🙂
Onward and upward.. aside from misguided antics with a sterilized needle I have accomplished a few things:
Grateful to report that I am once again showering in hot water. While jogging this morning I noticed some street art which features “Winter Bathing” as its caption (top pic.) Think scene comes from an old (perhaps 1920s?) postcard or brochure used to promote tourism in the beachside community where I live. Did pick up a useful habit during hot water outage: shaving legs in a bucket – saves so much water. Last night I set up my bucket and watched Blonde Ice (1948) starring Leslie Brooks.
Last night I discovered that Wake-up Call from my Diamond Club Members’ Area is not streaming correctly. Tech support is working on the problem. Sorry for the delay. The unexpected glitch did prompt me to reread the promotional text I had written for the video. Hooboy.. those words bring back some memories. To put them in perspective I will share that my New Year’s resolution for 2009 was to consume alcohol only 5 days a week instead of 7 days a week. I kept the resolution until April 2009 when I started drinking every day again. Around that time my friend Victoria, slightly older than me and a formerly heavy drinker, commented: “You will slow down eventually. It will reach a point where that lifestyle just doesn’t suit you any longer.” Her opinion proved correct. I rallied again. By 2010 I no longer felt much compulsion to drink. I still partake occasionally but not very often.
Taken from the 2009 catfight diary of Tanya Danielle: “This past Friday Goldie Blair and I were shooting a custom video. During a short break I stretched my muscles in a corner of the ring. ‘Oh, look, it’s Tanya Danielle.’ someone called out in a harsh, mocking tone. ‘Where have you been hiding your pathetic self?’ Slowly I turned to see who would dare address me in such a disrespectful manner. The malevolent brown eyes of Christine Dupree burned my face. She leaned casually against a turnbuckle as we glared at one another. Christine broke the staredown and allowed her eyes to travel up and down my body. I hate to admit that I felt self-conscious as she sneeringly evaluated me. Christine looked good, really good. Obviously she had been training hard during the four or five years that had elapsed since our last meeting. I, on the other hand, could not remember the most recent time I had seen the inside of a gym. Since mid-2008 I’d been spending my days inside a strip club and my nights inside an unending bottle of Stolichnaya. The expression on Christine‘s face revealed her delight at how much I had deteriorated. Slowly we approached each other and began circling in the center of the ring. Christine was talking a bunch of smack but I don’t even remember what she was saying. Without warning I flew at her and landed a vicious kick to her midsection before she could even try to protect herself. ‘You’ll never be able to respect yourself again after an out-of-shape alcoholic kicks your ass!!!!’ I screamed at her. The photos taken during our encounter show the intense, violent nature of our mutual hatred. We were moving so fast during our fight that much of it must have looked like a blur to the small assortment of shocked bystanders on the set that day. We went back and forth, trading the upper hand so many times that my head still spins when I think of it… ”
Snow, hail, and hurricanes rock the continent. Somehow California retains its usual immunity to seasonal strife. Los Angeles college student Tanya Danielle decides to relax locally during spring break. Where else can she enjoy daily 73 degree temperatures without the burden of large insects and/or humidity? She stops by your house. You show her around the place and she asks to take a long, hot bath in your jacuzzi tub. Before you can respond she promises to give you a wet blowjob in exchange for the hospitality..
Tanya stars in Spring Break Blowjob, a bathtub/shower fantasy containing full nudity, wet body, wet hair, and POV blowjob. Now playing for a limited time inside the Diamond Club Members’ Area.
Tanya Hamilton (played by Tanya Danielle) tries to keep her emotions at bay but the tremulous anger resurfaces over and over, slowly lapping away at her resolve. Finally she confronts the teacher who gave her daughter a bad grade and demands an explanation. “Alice purposely misinterpreted the assignment.” social studies instructor Ms. Blair (played by Goldie Blair) discloses. “I requested that she write about tolerance and she submitted a paper which outlines every facet of her moral opposition to gay marriage. In the last paragraph she expresses gratitude for her inclusion in an academic environment where those who pursue deviant homosexual lifestyles still have to tolerate her viewpoint.” Mrs. Hamilton absorbs this information. “Was my daughter implying that there are homosexuals attending Parker City High School?” she asks after a minute. “I just need their names. My connections in the Parent Teacher Association will have them removed immediately!” Ms. Blair glares at her. “In order for them to get the help that they need.” the housewife adds hastily. Smoldering tentacles of rage rise from Ms. Blair’s toes to her loins and then explode out of her eye sockets. She grabs Mrs. Hamilton by the neck, locks her in a kiss, and launches a sexual attack worthy of 10,000 love-starved sailors. “Evidently you and your daughter need to improve your functional understanding of homosexuality.” Ms. Blair says with venom dripping from her tongue. Mrs. Hamilton stares into the deep, blue eyes of her assailant, almost completely submerged in the hate-filled tide of sexual desire which threatens to consume her entire being..
Have you recovered from the L-tryptophan? Hope all US residents had a nice Thanksgiving. I had intended to go to Vegas but that did not happen. Instead I unpacked from my last two shoots and prepared for the next one. Great day to do laundry because no one else was. Fetish models do a LOT of laundry. I live in a building from the 1920s that lacks washer/dryer hookups inside each unit so I stash quarters on top of my refrigerator and head to the communal facilities before and after each shoot. I try to time it so my neighbors don’t see me folding my superheroine cape and air-drying an endless array of neon bikinis. After November 15 no one believes that you are still washing your last Halloween costume 😉
Yesterday I added new videos to TanyaTV.com, my Clips4Sale store, and my Diamond Club Members’ Area. This morning I am working on Twisted Bitch, a January 2013 wrestling match featuring Prinzzess vs. me (see above pics.) I have taken a lot of pain in my life. Glad it’s well-documented and I have not suffered silently. Love the way Prinzzess is just sorta casually strolling away in that bottom shot. Twisted Bitch is coming to TanyaTV.com soon.
The first three episodes of Adventures of Terra are now playing inside my Diamond Club Members’ Area. I mention this not only because they are awesome, (Stacy Burke plays diabolical supervillainess Lynx in these premiere episodes of the series), but also because I am retiring Terra’s signature sequined thong. You can own a piece of cinematic history by bidding now. This thong got around. Before becoming a key part of Terra’s official supersuit it appeared in numerous videos and magazine layouts, even on the cover of Tail Ends magazine. That particular issue of Tail Ends is not included in the auction but the winner will receive the sequined thong itself plus a truly stunning amount of other exclusive memorabilia.
Just added Hotel Catfight to my Diamond Club Members’ Area. I started laughing when I watched part of it. Jewell Marceau was always a riot to work with. Seem to recall we shot a Hooters-themed video in our hotel room on this very same day. We ran out of ice for our alcoholic beverages so Jewell traipsed down the hallway in a Hooters uniform to obtain some more. “Did anyone see you?” I inquired when she returned, hoping that she had not attracted any unwanted attention to our clandestine filming activity. “Just the maid.” she replied. “I had to ask her how to find the ice machine.”
Join my Diamond Club to enjoy Hotel Catfight and 37 other full-length videos. I do rotate material in and out on a monthly basis so sign up today to partake of the current selections.
I had just posted memories about porn convention work when I stumbled across this old footage from the 2003 Adultcon convention here in LA. My former webmaster filmed it before everything went awry that day. An attendee grabbed my butt as he walked past me and I chased him down and slapped him in the face, causing something of a scene. Later on another model’s boyfriend was knocked unconscious when he confronted someone who had grabbed her body. None of the violence is in the footage that I found.. just the calm before the storm.
I am going out for the morning but want to let Diamond Club members know that Clips4Sale tech support is actively working on the 3 videos that are not playing. Hope to have issue resolved very soon. Thanks so much for your patience.
I felt compelled to write my last post but don’t want to leave it lingering at the top of the page overnight. Back to normal stuff.. more accurately, back to stuff which passes for normal in my world 😉
Just added Episode 1 of Power Girl vs. Bat Girl starring Summer Cummings and myself to the Diamond Club Members’ Area. I love this video series. You will too. Check it out if you want a little laughter with your porn. Summer was in exceedingly rare form that day.
I can’t recall whether I knew that Diamond Jackson did guy-girl porn or not. Is this new or did she always perform with men? Recently I added all four of our scenes together to my Diamond Club Members’ Area. Join the Diamond Club to check them out. Click here to see her steamy interlude with lucky Mr. Pete. She looks especially radiant in this scene.
Yesterday I added the third of four videos starring Diamond Jackson to my Diamond Club Members’ Area. (Check out this interview with Diamond to learn more about her.) I add and remove content to the Diamond Club on a rotating basis. Within the next week or so the classic Blonde Lovefest sex clips starring Goldie Blair (when she was a blonde) and me will be ending their run so enjoy them before they disappear.
This will sound contrived but it is actually just a pleasant confluence of circumstance. Recently I was writing about Diamond Jackson and said I would add more of her videos to my Diamond Club Members’ Area if members expressed desire to see them. Naturally, the response was positive. This morning I added Silk Seduction 1 to the Diamond Club and just now noticed that in the video I am wearing the same pink sweater which is featured in my current auction of personal memorabilia. I am happy to include DVD copies of Silk Seduction 1 &2 in the auction if the winner would like them. The highest bidder will just need to send a note to email@example.com to remind us.
I first met Bob Walenski of Bob’s Videos in 1999 or 2000. Bob gained nationwide notoriety in the mid-1990s when he got canned from his job as a high school English teacher after concerned community members discovered that he had been filming erotic videos in his spare time. Even Jay Leno cracked a joke about Bob during his opening monologue for The Tonight Show, thus cementing Bob as something of a countercultural folk hero. After exiting the realm of college preparatory education Bob devoted himself to the filming of foot fetish, hosiery fetish, and smoking fetish videos. I have posted many of his photos (Jewell, Mackenzie, Cory) here in the past week. Bob and I have now been shooting together for the past 15 years, joined on the most recent occasion by Diamond Jackson.
When I had arrived at the Diamond shoot Bob seemed uncharacteristically perturbed, very unlike his normal laid-back self. He was actually pacing in front of the location house where we were shooting and running his fingers through his hair. I did not understand why until much later.
I met Diamond for the first time that day and really enjoyed our time together. We exchanged contact info and agreed to stay in touch. She lives in Florida, I believe. Later on both JM Rolen and I wanted to book her for shoots here in California. We made all the arrangements and then, days before her arrival, she stated that she expected to both receive full payment for all the footage she shot and the rights to distribute all of the material for her own purposes. JM and I told her that this was not feasible and cancelled all of the plans. Came to find out later that Diamond had asserted these same demands on Bob on the VERY MORNING of our shoot. That is why he had initially been so perturbed. She put him in the position of needing to either agree to all of her conditions or else cancel everything at the absolute last minute. B ob had flown all the way from Massachusetts to LA to shoot models and couldn’t really afford to simply alter plans at the last second.
Anyways, I did not realize all this until much later on. The day with Diamond was actually a lot of fun and the videos turned out great. We filmed Silk Stocking Seduction Parts 1-4 and another vignette entitled Smoking Hot Diamond Jackson. I just added Silk Stocking Seduction – Part 4 to my Diamond Club Members’ Area. Part 4 is my favorite segment because Diamond and I slather each other in oil and then jump into a pool! Join now to check it out. I will add the other three parts of the series if members express interest.
P.S. I will be removing Crystal Palace and Hotel Dominatrix from the Diamond Club in the next day or two so watch them now if you haven’t already.