I have been posting numerous photos from Ides of Perfection starring Prinzzess Felicity Jade vs. myself (above) throughout January at my OnlyFans Twitter feed.
IDES OF PERFECTION
Attempts to psychoanalyze disturbing February 13 incident tax police sergeant’s brain. Yet again he scrutinizes handwritten note found at one combatant’s home:
“Icy blonde perfection,
Every sense in me
Shocked beyond redemption.”
Guilt and obsession saturate words but cop doesn’t know if Tanya Danielle penned note before or after her stunning melee with Prinzzess Felicity Jade. Has a crime been committed? Thus far no one can agree whether sexual component of wrestling match had happened spontaneously or resulted from premeditation. Once more cop pops DVD into player, labors to decide what charges, if any, Tanya Danielle should face.
Join Officer Smedley in viewing the footage which has scandalized an entire metropolitan police force..
I will probably release the video in mid-February, just in time for both the Ides of February and Valentine’s Day 😉
Other than donut shops and occasional Denny’s meal I haven’t been getting out much recently. Yesterday my friend Rainier, former manager of The Wild Goose where I danced for many years, and I headed to the newly opened Torrance Tavern to visit bartender extraordinaire Wendy. In middle pic it looks like Rainier is intending to grab my boob even though he wasn’t. I decided to punch him anyways (bottom video.)
We had fun yesterday but not too much fun, if that makes sense. This morning I rolled out of bed at 4am to move my car out of a street cleaning zone and I felt great – no hangover. Navigating down empty streets I kept driving, driving, driving as I listened to some cool tunes that Rainier’s brother had compiled on a CD. Finally I stopped at a roadside donut joint where I bought coffee. A TV on the wall began broadcasting local weather report for Orange County. Orange County? I had motored much farther than I realized. Back home now I am preparing a new video, Gangland Barbie, for release:
Hotel guest Jane Smith sunbathes peacefully, engendering looks of pure hatred from woman nearby. Wrathful stares bounce off Jane, return unacknowledged to sender. “I saw you staring at my boyfriend, you stupid Barbie Doll cunt!” jealous bitch finally screams. Baseless accusation hovers in tension-filled air. Lack of response empowers antagonist. She lunges at Jane, grabs fistful of blonde hair, encounters shocking reaction from formerly passive target..
(Tanya Danielle stars in POV fight fantasy Gangland Barbie. Witness shocking transformation of mild-mannered hotel guest into punching, kneeing, trash talking, elbow throwing, head butting street brawler.)