Reporter Ralph Axe is having flashbacks from his research..
After a year spent covering LA’s underground fight scene reporter Ralph Axe still ponders moral complexities associated with such a violent, unsanctioned sport. Ralph glances at last night’s notes from an event featuring hometown favorite Tanya Danielle vs. Cajun sensation Prinzzess Felicity Jade:
“Crazed eyes evaluate distress,
Assess degree of injury,
Jeer with exaggerated zest,
Until foe rises gingerly,
New vigor swelling in her chest.”
Honestly, Ralph can’t remember which combatant had first dominated the match. Alternating beatdowns, flurried exchanges, several near KOs had driven the crowd into a roaring, cheering frenzy for thirty minutes straight. Now, just moments before sunrise, Ralph takes a long pull of whiskey before simply placing his aching head atop a well-worn Daily Bugle desk. Only one thing seems certain: more than one cranium will pound with regret in the morning.
I have been posting numerous photos from Ides of Perfection starring Prinzzess Felicity Jade vs. myself (above) throughout January at my OnlyFans Twitter feed.
IDES OF PERFECTION
Attempts to psychoanalyze disturbing February 13 incident tax police sergeant’s brain. Yet again he scrutinizes handwritten note found at one combatant’s home:
“Icy blonde perfection,
Every sense in me
Shocked beyond redemption.”
Guilt and obsession saturate words but cop doesn’t know if Tanya Danielle penned note before or after her stunning melee with Prinzzess Felicity Jade. Has a crime been committed? Thus far no one can agree whether sexual component of wrestling match had happened spontaneously or resulted from premeditation. Once more cop pops DVD into player, labors to decide what charges, if any, Tanya Danielle should face.
Join Officer Smedley in viewing the footage which has scandalized an entire metropolitan police force..
I will probably release the video in mid-February, just in time for both the Ides of February and Valentine’s Day 😉
Needed a head change the other day and stumbled into a local tavern. For some unknown reason I had been feeling strangely agitated and couldn’t seem to shake the mood. Even worse a strong sense of guilt accompanied the agitation (“People are fighting in wars, losing jobs, succumbing to cancer – who am I to get irritated about anything?”) Intoxicants generally just amplify one’s existing mood so I knew that I was tempting fate with bar visit. Fortunately establishment had only two other patrons and owner greeted me warmly. He and I folded bar towels, looked at photos of trees while nearby ladies discussed dating adventures. An hour later I departed drunk and happy – head change achieved.
Photos really have nothing to do with bar story other than to demonstrate that it’s always possible to find a ray of sunshine amidst the clouds 😉 Lol.. let me become your life coach (“Just have a few cocktails. You’ll feel great!”) Or, better yet, allow me to instruct you in masturbation:
We live in crazy times. Even Captain James T. Kirk (transformed by gender bender cannon) finds himself challenged. Just added Star Trek Star Cross 2 starring Prinzzess Felicity Jade and myself to TanyaTV.com:
Uberhuman creature radiates grace,
Scientifically honed deception,
Toxic subterfuge beneath red hot glace.”
Message on communicator confuses rather than enlightens Captain James T. Kirk. Alone on mission he can make no sense of puzzling words. Someone is attempting to warn him about… a blonde Amazon? A genetically engineered threat? Sublime trickery? Red hot ice?? Sudden noise returns Kirk to present moment. Instantly on guard captain brandishes phaser, comes face to face with towering blonde Amazon, watches in astonishment as beguiling beauty’s scarlet space suit liquefies into lethal concoction of red hot ice..
(Prinzzess Felicity Jade and Tanya Danielle star in Star Trek Star Cross 2, a sci-fi adventure featuring transgender supervillain, compulsory masturbation, lesbian domination, forced blowjob on dildo, simulated sex, orgasm, crushing subjugation of Captain James T. Kirk. Co-produced by MK.)
Think Prinzzess may have been a sex-crazed alien in a former life. She brings remarkable passion to her role 😉
Stopped by STJ’s place earlier today to pick up some content. Prinzzess Felicity Jade and Georgia Jones were preparing for a shoot. Both looked smashing as usual. STJ gave me photos and video from my December 6 confrontation with Tara Morgan (pics above.) Video of the Tara match will be coming to TanyaTV.com soon!
Was just editing some photos from Twisted Bitch starring Prinzzess Felicity Jade and myself when I encountered a pic which immediately reminded me of musician Beck’s 1996 album cover for Odelay. I was dancing in Reading, Pennsylvania when that album came out. For the record, I think Prinzzess is one of the most beautiful and talented adult actresses to emerge in many, many years. And I love her hair. There was just something in the ferocity of her body language combined with the flying hair that instantly made me think: Odelay!
Have you recovered from the L-tryptophan? Hope all US residents had a nice Thanksgiving. I had intended to go to Vegas but that did not happen. Instead I unpacked from my last two shoots and prepared for the next one. Great day to do laundry because no one else was. Fetish models do a LOT of laundry. I live in a building from the 1920s that lacks washer/dryer hookups inside each unit so I stash quarters on top of my refrigerator and head to the communal facilities before and after each shoot. I try to time it so my neighbors don’t see me folding my superheroine cape and air-drying an endless array of neon bikinis. After November 15 no one believes that you are still washing your last Halloween costume 😉
Yesterday I added new videos to TanyaTV.com, my Clips4Sale store, and my Diamond Club Members’ Area. This morning I am working on Twisted Bitch, a January 2013 wrestling match featuring Prinzzess vs. me (see above pics.) I have taken a lot of pain in my life. Glad it’s well-documented and I have not suffered silently. Love the way Prinzzess is just sorta casually strolling away in that bottom shot. Twisted Bitch is coming to TanyaTV.com soon.
I am embarking upon yet another massive undertaking. Fresh off the heels of Blonde Probability, (1200 photos and a video of stunning brutality), I am now ensconced in at least 1200 more photos and another violent video from January 2013 which features Prinzzess and me locked in a vicious battle for dominance. Think I will entitle the footage Twisted Bitch to commemorate something truly creepy that Prinzzess says at the beginning of the match.
In terms of costars I suspect that Prinzzess may well end up joining the ranks of Francesca Le, Jewell Marceau, and Goldie in terms of the women with whom I have been paired up most often, especially in wrestling. Only time will tell.. She is awesome. For a Prinzzess fix now I highly recommend All in the Family and the recently released Wicked Beauty.
Check this out! Top pic features a magazine cover of Goldie and me from my current auction of memorabilia. Bottom pic is from the awesome sexfight video All in the Family in which Prinzzess plays my daughter’s best friend. I can see why the HotMovies.com editors got confused.
By the way, my current auction is ending in 5 hours. You will not find that magazine (or any of the other exclusive items) anyplace else!
I noticed something funny the other day. Internet giant HotMovies.com has placed a photo of Prinzzess (top pic) on Goldie Blair’s profile page. In person these two particular hot babes do not share much of a resemblance, especially now that Goldie has dark hair. The two lower pics (see above) come from my Blonde Lovefest videos which are currently playing for a limited time inside my Diamond Club Membership Area. I think the basis for the HotMovies.com editor’s confusion stems from the ladies’ hairstyles. Prinzzess’ curly locks look very similar to those sported by Goldie during the blonde era of Goldie’s career.
Slim, blonde, seductive Kelli (played by Prinzzess) revels in beauty and wickedness. Bored with easy sexual prey she sets her sights on the strictest nun at her Catholic academy, Sister Tanya. Brilliant but subtle maneuvering lands Kelli inside Sister Tanya’s private quarters. The two females face each other across a table, speaking pleasantly until Kelli introduces a heretical notion into the conversation. Sister Tanya wraps her right hand around an omnipresent ruler. Kelli erupts with laughter and punches the nun in the face. “I am going to teach you how to worship.” student informs educator. “Only submissive women become nuns.. they just haven’t yet figured out who they should be serving.”
Prinzzess Felicity Jade and Tanya Danielle star in Wicked Beauty, a topless sexfight video featuring lesbian domination, wrestling, punching, spitting, breast clawing, spanking, vigorous tribbing, ass kissing, and forced orgasm. Wicked Beauty is now playing at the TanyaDanielle.com VOD store! (Co-produced by RB.)