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Tis The Season

Good evening,

As you can see I’m lacing up my boots, getting stretched out, preparing for holidays. Just posted a bunch of updates:

Hope everyone is having a great Tuesday! I am going to turn on an audiobook and begin sanding kitchen cabinets. Getting a jump start on 2017 New Year’s resolution to fix my place up..

XO Tanya

 

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Office Christmas Party 2

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Whatever became of that drunken secretary who scandalized her associates at the company party? Evidently she and the boss traipsed into the rain and managed to navigate to a nearby motel. A strategically placed camera captures all of their antics for posterity. Download Office Christmas Party – Part 2 at TanyaTV.com!

XO Tanya

 

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Capitalize My Title

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Good afternoon,

While posting From Chrissie with Love at TanyaTV.com I wanted to verify that the “w” in “with” should indeed remain lowercase. My uncertainty arose after noticing that copies of From Russia with Love are selling on Amazon with both capital and lowercase “w”s.  Fate lead me to CapitalizeMyTitle.com. What a great resource! Chrissie can now continue her post-holiday adventures.

Hope everyone is having a nice Monday!

XO Tanya

 

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Magnificent Manuscript

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Good morning,

I would like to thank the extremely generous individual who sent me an astounding reproduction of the Voynich Manuscript from my Amazon Wish List. The gift materialized in my mailbox sometime last week and I just picked it up yesterday. For centuries the learned elite have tried to fathom the so-called Voynich Manuscript. Antiquities dealer Wilfrid Voynich purchased the tome from a Jesuit library on the outskirts of Rome in 1912. It contains over 200 pages of text and drawings hand-created without scriptural error. With 95% accuracy researchers have concluded that an unknown author produced the book between 1404 and 1438 A.D. No living person has succeeded in translating its mysterious words. Many believe that the book represents some type of hoax, a historic attempt to bedevil and bamboozle its readers. My copy sits in my lap right now and I have trouble accepting that anyone would attempt such a vast undertaking for a frivolous purpose.

Many of the Voynich renderings look like plants whose features the author has chosen to exaggerate. I live in a building which contains symbolism of a very similar nature (pun intended.) For years I have wondered what message the architect was attempting to convey. I frequently take excursions around LA to visit his other buildings, marveling at their majesty and recognizing many of the same flower and plant symbols even from the exterior. On a truly spooky occasion I returned from one such trip, picked up an autobiography I had been reading, and practically rolled off my couch when the main character started describing his foray into the exact same building I had just left an hour earlier.

Thank you again, Mysterious Stranger, for bringing a hard copy of the elusive Voynich Manuscript into my life. I will cherish it forever.

XO Tanya

P.S. In the pics above I am creating my Xmas wish list with a variety of non-traditional implements, sort of like a modern version of the quill pen 😉

 

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Donut Dystopia

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Good afternoon,

Did a shoot on Tuesday and then vanished into the netherworld. Nonetheless, I still managed to get some work done (see pics above from custom photo shoot.) Had a peaceful Christmas which included breakfast at Denny’s and wagering on the NCAA tournament in Hawaii. This morning I visited a local donut shop and the tranquility of the last few days evaporated. I found myself surrounded by a group of people who were discussing the killing of cops and why they deserved to die. One of them pulled out a gun and the conversation turned to the firearms owned by the other men present. I kept my attention trained downward on the paperwork in front of me. A shop employee continued methodically in her sweeping of the floor around and under the tables. Neither she nor I offered any reaction to the speakers. They seemed to want some type of response to the noxious atmosphere that they were creating. Eventually I finished my croissant, coffee, and work and then I left. Episode did not ruin my day (I believe in dismissing idle talk, regardless of how ghastly) but it left sort of a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach.

Now back at home I will turn my attention to the custom photos I am finishing for the gentleman who ordered them. A lot of comments have accumulated in my absence and I plan to answer all of them later today. Hope everyone had a wonderful holiday!

XO Tanya

 

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Sunrise Greetings

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Good morning,

I would like to thank all of the very generous souls who have sent me birthday and Christmas gifts this month. Muuuaaaahhhh!!! Big kisses to all of you. A copy of Christiane F (from my Amazon Wishlist) appeared in my mailbox yesterday. Many thanks to the anonymous individual who sent it. I have been wanting to read this book for a long time.  Wow! Just glanced out the window – sun is rising and the strata in the sky range from purple to gold to a fuchsia as bright as the panties I’m wearing in the pic above. Beautiful start to a beautiful day. Hope everyone has a great Saturday!

XO Tanya

 

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Chrissie Saves Christmas

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Santa’s granddaughter, superheroine Chrissie Claus, is training for an action-packed holiday season. She challenges a noted counter-terrorism expert to put her in a bondage tie that she cannot escape. He does his best. Can Chrissie break free from her restraints in time to save Christmas 2014??

Join Chrissie for the Holiday 2014 season before she vanishes into the polar vortex! Chrissie Saves Christmas is now available for download at TanyaTV.com.

 

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Bikers, Trekkies, and Lesbians

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Tis the season to reflect on the past. Goldie Blair (bottom pic) and I first met on a Biker magazine set where we posed for the above cover shots. My issue came out in December 1998 and hers appeared several months later. Of course Goldie has now morphed into a stunning brunette vixen with a fierce desire for dominance. I am still sporting the same hairstyle, makeup, and styling so favored by rock star groupies of the 1980s. Even in the photo above I look like the type of chick who would blow a roadie through a chain-link fence so he would allow me backstage to meet members of the band. Never did that but, wow, I sure do look like a bimbo. Someone once told me that my appearance is nothing but false advertising. I would have to agree.

Goldie and I have continued to shoot together since 1998, originally for large XXX companies before we started producing our own content. I suggest that you check out this biker-themed gangbang that we filmed for Summer Cummings in 2004. True pornography. In recent years we have collaborated on many notable features including Deep Blue Good-by, Lesbian Slayer, Star Trek Sexfight, and Star Trek: The Woman Trap.

When the new year comes I shall toast large-breasted women, bikers, Star Trek, and lesbian pornography. Hope you will join me, at least in spirit 😉

XO Tanya

 

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Xmas Extortion

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Xmas Extortion

Santa’s granddaughter, superheroine Chrissie Claus, spends most of the year at his side, gauging the relative niceness and naughtiness of every Christian individual in the Universe. At the conclusion of each holiday season she travels deep into the polar vortex where she can safely indulge in some vices of her own. An extortion attempt in March 2014 leaves her quaking in her red negligee and black boots. Evidently a master sleighman has tracked her into the wilderness and succeeded in capturing some of her most sordid antics on film. After the initial shock subsides Chrissie lays a trap for the blackmailer. Fueled by forbidden desire and vengeance Chrissie uncovers all of her windows and performs the most flagrant masturbation show of her life, playing with her nipples, spreading her wet pussy, and pulling out her favorite sex toy. Unashamedly she proclaims her lust for cock and vows to fuck any stranger who ventures into her vacation hideout. Will Chrissie succeed in luring the extortionist into her lair? What will she do to him when he arrives??

I originally entitled this custom video (thanks, MK) Xmas Afterparty when I released it at TanyaTV.com. Since it appeared in April I chose that title to explain why I was posting a Christmas-themed video in the middle of springtime. Just now I renamed it Xmas Extortion when I added it to my Clips4Sale store. Download Xmas Extortion to enjoy superhero Chrissie Claus’ holiday adventures!

XO Tanya

 

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Bears +4

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Good evening,

I greet you from a brand new computer. Yesterday I spent a long day shooting. Returned home to discover that I had left the refrigerator door ajar. After clearing out the carnage I picked up something to eat at a local market and then fell into bed. This morning my computer succumbed once again to the effects of a virus that I had downloaded. I took it to a computer repair place which quoted me a fee which would exceed the price of buying a refurbished laptop. Then I went to a swap meet which normally has computer repair people on the premises but none of them  were around today. Finally I just headed to Walmart where I found a surprisingly good deal on a new computer. I proceeded with the impulse purchase (which is very rare for me) so I guess Xmas has arrived early at my place. A new computer feels like a fresh start. Onward and upward.

Honestly, I am exhausted. I took the Bears +4 in tonight’s NFL game so I may just tune in to that. A lot of blog comments and e-mails have accumulated in my brief absence. Tomorrow morning I will resume correspondence with fresh gusto. Hope everyone had a nice Thursday!

XO Tanya

 

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